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37 Omaha, NE Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese

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My self-summary
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I'm a quiet fellow but I warm up as I get to know you better. You'll know I'm comfortable around you when I don't hold back on the sarcasm. I like video games, anime, comic books, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, webcomics.... Oh the geekiness! On the other hand I love travel, SCUBA diving, and a good party.

I am quiet, sweet, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
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planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
I’m really good at
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listening, bartending, binge drinking, procrastinating, video games, SCUBA diving, traveling, and smart-ass one-liners
The first things people usually notice about me
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my pet monkey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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anything by Vonnegut and the Hitchhiker's trilogy; Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Fucking Dead!; video game music remixes and blues harmonica; a fresh, delicious "spicy chicken bowl" at Tokyo Bowl after class at DU
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, internet connection, resident evil, iced americanos, monkeys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ninja monkeys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either searching for a good flick to catch at one of the Landmark theatres or planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I did punch a baby once... in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick. (Free alcohol or hugs [or both, which maybe I don't need to specify since as a logical disjunction either one or both values can be true for an overall evaluation of truth...anyways..] to anyone who knows what I have plagiarized here)
You should message me if
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you want to discuss monkeys, zombies, or just how freakin' hilarious Simon Pegg is...

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