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timothyB

37 M Omaha, NE

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a quiet fellow but I warm up as I get to know you better. You'll know I'm comfortable around you when I don't hold back on the sarcasm. I like video games, anime, comic books, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, webcomics.... Oh the geekiness! On the other hand I love travel, SCUBA diving, and a good party.

I am quiet, sweet, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, bartending, binge drinking, procrastinating, video games, SCUBA diving, traveling, and smart-ass one-liners
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my pet monkey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by Vonnegut and the Hitchhiker's trilogy; Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Fucking Dead!; video game music remixes and blues harmonica; a fresh, delicious "spicy chicken bowl" at Tokyo Bowl after class at DU
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, internet connection, resident evil, iced americanos, monkeys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ninja monkeys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either searching for a good flick to catch at one of the Landmark theatres or planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did punch a baby once... in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick. (Free alcohol or hugs [or both, which maybe I don't need to specify since as a logical disjunction either one or both values can be true for an overall evaluation of truth...anyways..] to anyone who knows what I have plagiarized here)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to discuss monkeys, zombies, or just how freakin' hilarious Simon Pegg is...