Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Happy birthlife!! Every day is a day in the life of your birth,
First, you should know I have residency in Alabama, but am looking
for a good reason to move west and north and maybe a bit more west,
then to the left and then down and about three more feet west...
yeah, right there is where I want to live... I work in
transportation so I spend several weeks sometimes away from
Secondly, stop asking me about my girl, she is merely my best
friend, and neither I nor her care what you may want to do with
her. If she was looking to meet people she would make her own
profile. I don't care about your sick fetishes and neither does
I am very outgoing and confident but I am very picky about who I
continue talking to. I have one friend and many acquaintances. It's
not that I judge people, I just don't like wasting my time because
it's the only thing I can run out of and then I'm dead so I like
spending my time with those I deem worthy of it.
I have been single for four years and have just recently decided to
try dating again. I usually spend most of my time with my best
friend, having fun with her or just taking her lesbian ass to
dinner. Yes, my best friend is a lesbian, she is very respectful of
my abstinence and I love her for that.
I enjoy life and am always smiling and having a great time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an entrepreneur. I own a few businesses and will eventually
own a few more. My best friend helps run things while I am away
If you want to know more, show interest. I spend a lot of time
travelling, so I'm always down to talk. I love to be asked
Currently scouting for a place for my best friend and I to move to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kicking ass on a gaming console.
Using my brain to think logically.
Cooking food of any sort.
Making you laugh or annoying you.
Figuring out solutions to various problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way I'm dressed or my dark sense of humor.
After a while, they notice I'm a great person but holy shit, I'm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Text books, Chuck Palahniuk, Robinson Crusoe
MOVIES: Wall-e, comedies, super hero movies, movies that most
people get lost in. Christian Bale. Jonny Depp.
TELEVISION: Adult Swim, Man vs Wild, It's Always Sunny In
Philadelphia, True Blood
MUSIC: The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Rihanna, The Doors, and stuff to
move to that sound better with light shows.
I'm a gamer so... Elder scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Call of
Duty, Fallout. Dead Space, Gears of War, Resident Evil, Final
Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda
I also love mexican, sushi, and never turn down anything without a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My thumbs. Gamer!!!
My son. Life!!!
My lesbian. Love!!!
My money. Earned!!!
Kitty cats. Meow!!!
Fun ideas. Hell yeah!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My son and my lesbian best friend.
Milo & Otis.
Moving to the northwest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging out with my homegirl as we drink PBR and play
xbox and talk about stupid drama with her girlfriends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see if you got what it takes to fucking impress
You have nice hair. That's the first thing I look at in a
If you might be willing to let me spoil you and/or take you around
the country for undetermined amounts of time.
You got ink or extra holes on or in your skin.
Your underwear drawer contains less thongs than anything else.
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