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timtam79

35 F Waltham, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there! I'm Tammy and I've rewritten this silly "self summary" a dozen times. I'm the first to admit that I never thought I'd have an online dating profile but so be it. No one talks to each other around here so how else are you supposed to meet people in this isolated day and age. Besides, there's no stigma anymore. ;).

So here we go with the facts about me (I'll try to be as clever and hip as possible although I think my use of the word "hip" just knocked me down a few cool points). People always describe me as easy going and laid back, whatever that means. I just like to think that I keep the crazy to a minimum. I enjoy spending time with family and friends like most humans, going to the movies, reading a good book at the beach and road trips with no particular destination. I work in retail and have for some time now. I actually enjoy it though most people don't always take it seriously as a career choice (if you like to shoot pool, darts or play board games I can totally hook you up). If I had more money I would just spend my life traveling. First on my list of destinations would be Australia, I must hug a koala before I die. I probably spend too much time watching TV. I'm definitely a night owl opposed to an early riser, always have been. I have the requisite dry and sarcastic sense of humor that everyone on this site seems to have. What can I say? I'm in with the in crowd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to live it and not make the world worse than when I found it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spouting out random trivia and facts that no one needs to know (I kill at Trivial Pursuit and Jeopardy) and remembering conversations and people from years ago, it's a blessing and a curse.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, my guess would be either the short hair, dimples or laugh. I'll ask around and get back to you with a more definitive answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A few of my favorite things:
1) Bands/Singers: Let's just say a lot, really anything but the country-pop crap that's all the rage today but if you're into Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams or any of the other country old timers, we can definitely hang
2) Movies-anything by Wes Anderson, especially "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou", I recently saw "Inside Llewyn Davis", in fact if you look like Oscar Isaac you should stop reading now and message me (mmmmmrowrrrrr), The Dark Knight, Amelie, X-Men: First Class, The Life of Brian, any Muppet movie (still love them, yes I know I'm in my 30's), Lord of the Rings, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, and many, many more
3) TV Shows-First and foremost-The Mighty Boosh (if you haven't checked them out, do, you will not be disappointed) How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Community, Raising Hope, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, Flight of the Conchords, Game of Thrones, IT Crowd, Top Gear (only the UK version), Portlandia, 2 Broke Girls
4) Book- The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern and anything by David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, Game of Thrones, biographies-auto and non, I used to read a lot more but just haven't been able to get into it lately
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really, if I had to, I suppose I could live without most things. Do I want to? Nah, I like my DVR too much.
But anyways, I'll play along:

Magazines
An alarm clock because otherwise I would get nothing done except sleeping
My bed
Jeans
Mum's shepard's pie
HBO
and one more just to prove how nonconformist I am: lightbulbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It would be easier to tell you what don't I spend my time thinking about. From the grocery list to world peace (only on my off days), I live in my head but don't worry, I'm completely capable of carrying on an adult conversation. I'm also completely capable of carrying on a childish conversation. ;)

Oh yeah, and why so many guys on this site have "thecat" in their username. Quoi?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be like the cool kids on here and go on and on about how my weekends consist of getting boozed up on some craft beer and listening to my friend's band play at some dive bar but the reality is I'm usually home, checking my email and going to bed around 11. Which I suspect is what most others are also doing. How do you people afford to drink like you do? Not that i have anything against craft beers mind you. It's just if everybody's out doing the same thing, why are we all still single?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm here looking for an actual relationship and not just a hook up. Shocking, I know. It's proving more difficult than the folks at OKcupid would have you believe.
You should message me if
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If you can deal with a girl who has the mouth of a truck driver (I'm a classy lady) but seriously, just message me already. I won't bite...at least not right away. ;)