ATTN: if you have the urge to offend me, please refrain. I have no interest in you. Foolish bastards that think they can swoon me with ignorant, insulting, offensive, rude remarks are unwelcome. BUZZ OFF! You have no chance!

Besides that, you should know, I'm more than a pretty face and don't think I could get fat even if I try! Furthermore, I am innately competitive - please don't hate me for it!

In a nutshell, I'm honest, trustworthy, knowledgable, and dependable.

I attend graduate school part-time, volunteer at a local animal shelter, and exercise regularly!

Making a scene / spectacle a.k.a. getting your attention!!! Just a natural, I guess.

My curly hair, my smile, or one of my scars.

If I like you and you suggest it, chances are, I might read, listen, or watch it.

Pizza, anything deep fried, Subway, smoothies, rootbeer floats, meat on a stick (haha I mean shishkabobs w/veggies and stuff), baked goods, tea (hot/cold), Gatorade, fruity flavored beer, Mexican food, Chinese food... Basically everything except anchovies, liver, vodka on the rocks, brussel sprouts, and frozen tv dinners.

Ear plugs and head/earphones
Soda Pop
Clothing and shoes
Soap
My voice
My strength

My next meal and why I've never been the plotting type.

Bored

If you are dying to know, then ask!

You will never expect me to play cat and mouse games or hide and seek. You've at least moved out of the dorms and/or your parents house. You've never harrassed or stalked me in anyway, shape, or form. Hair must be neat; no hippies with hair longer than mine and of course, possessing a Bachelors degree is preferred considering I'm a graduate student.

BTW, If you refer to me as dude, man, or anything besides Tina (ahem, my name!) and/or say yo or wazzzup to me, especially the first time we meet, I might smack you (or worse)!