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tinamasaurus

30 F Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Honestly the idea of filling out a sheet about myself with the aim to impress you sounds exhausting.

I'm very sweet but can be very crass with my humor. It's actually quite charming. Since I've given you this disclaimer, I am forever excused for any lack of tact.

I don't run marathons or hike mountains... It's cool if you do because I might suddenly want to someday. I'm assuming that I haven't hit that "prime" where I suddenly want to over-exert myself for the sake of pooping my pants while doing so. Hopefully we can do other normal things like grab a drink, see a flick, go dancing, or pay our taxes together.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a designer, a hustler and a go-getter.

I like to schedule the majority of my meetings/appointments with clients for Tuesdays, just so that I can say "See you next Tuesday!"
I’m really good at
filling out forms.

cooking, high-fiving, laughing, making you laugh with me, using an xacto knife, multi-tasking (and/or getting distracted), bartending, being a good friend, not singing well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tiny human. yes, I know this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lolita, Middlesex, Catcher in the Rye, Whatever book you suggest I read although I'm probably going to spend most of my time analyzing the texture of the paper and font choice.

Wes Anderson, Coen Bros, Tim Burton, Sofia Coppola, Christopher Nolan, Alfred Hitchcock. Cheers, Arrested Development, New Girl, Greys Anatomy (yeah yeah I know). the talking heads, sigur ros. the black angels. little dragon. radiohead. Jay-Z. Zeppelin and Ozzy. Tacos.
Louis CK, David Cross, that furry Zach guy.
The six things I could never do without
my laptop
tacos
oxygen, well duh. sunshine. duh again.
vision/eyesight
my grandmother
humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to eat next, where I want to go next, where did I put my car keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
recording my audition videos for "America's Got Talent"
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are entertaining. and know a good rape joke.

Pretty Simple.