Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good-hearted maker of things. I make many many things everyday,
including drinks, designs and mistakes.
I love the following things almost equally (sorry Grandma) :
Outback Steakhouse, the internet, photographs of baby animals, my
Grandmother, Tequila, my Sleep Number bed, lying to strangers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to find a way to get people to pay me to do what I love.
Designer, Bartender, Lover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foosball, dressing dogs up in costumes, using an xacto knife (but I
have scars that prove otherwise), being a good friend and family
member, not singing well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tiny human. But I act the opposite of when a Great Dane
thinks its a chihuahua.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Caribou. The Talking Heads. Sigur Ros. Darkside. The Black Angels.
Little Dragon. Radiohead. A$ap Rocky. Bob Dylan. ELO
Kristin Wiig, Louis CK, David Cross, Larry David, Eddie Murphy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The psychology of Guinea Pigs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recording my audition videos for "America's Got Talent". or nah.
You should message me if
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you are entertaining. and have a good heart. and love your
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