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tinamasaurus

30 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 28–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly the idea of filling out a sheet about myself with the aim to impress you sounds exhausting.

I'm very sweet but can be very crass with my humor. It's actually quite charming. Since I've given you this disclaimer, I am forever excused for any lack of tact.

I don't run marathons or hike mountains... It's cool if you do because I might suddenly want to someday. I'm assuming that I haven't hit that "prime" where I suddenly want to over-exert myself for the sake of pooping my pants while doing so. Hopefully we can do other normal things like grab a drink, see a flick, go dancing, or pay our taxes together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a designer, a hustler and a go-getter.

I like to schedule the majority of my meetings/appointments with clients for Tuesdays, just so that I can say "See you next Tuesday!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out forms.

cooking, high-fiving, laughing, making you laugh with me, using an xacto knife, multi-tasking (and/or getting distracted), bartending, being a good friend, not singing well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tiny human. yes, I know this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lolita, Middlesex, Catcher in the Rye, Whatever book you suggest I read although I'm probably going to spend most of my time analyzing the texture of the paper and font choice.

Wes Anderson, Coen Bros, Tim Burton, Sofia Coppola, Christopher Nolan, Alfred Hitchcock. Cheers, Arrested Development, New Girl, Greys Anatomy (yeah yeah I know). the talking heads, sigur ros. Darkside, har mar superstar, the black angels. little dragon. radiohead. Jay-Z. Zeppelin and Ozzy. Tacos.
Louis CK, David Cross, that furry Zach guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my laptop
tacos
oxygen, well duh. sunshine. duh again.
vision/eyesight
my grandmother
humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I want to eat next, where I want to go next, what's on hulu.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recording my audition videos for "America's Got Talent"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are entertaining. and know a good rape joke.

Pretty Simple.