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30 Los Angeles, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Honestly the idea of filling out a sheet about myself with the aim to impress you sounds exhausting.

I'm very sweet but can be very crass with my humor. It's actually quite charming. Since I've given you this disclaimer, I am forever excused for any lack of tact.

I don't run marathons or hike mountains... It's cool if you do because I might suddenly want to someday. I'm assuming that I haven't hit that "prime" where I suddenly want to over-exert myself for the sake of pooping my pants while doing so. Hopefully we can do other normal things like grab a drink, see a flick, go dancing, or pay our taxes together.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a designer, a hustler and a go-getter.

I like to schedule the majority of my meetings/appointments with clients for Tuesdays, just so that I can say "See you next Tuesday!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out forms.

cooking, high-fiving, laughing, making you laugh with me, using an xacto knife, multi-tasking (and/or getting distracted), bartending, being a good friend, not singing well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tiny human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita, Middlesex, Catcher in the Rye, Whatever book you suggest I read although I'm probably going to spend most of my time analyzing the texture of the paper and font choice.

Wes Anderson, Coen Bros, Tim Burton, Sofia Coppola, Christopher Nolan, Alfred Hitchcock. Cheers, Arrested Development, New Girl, Greys Anatomy (yeah yeah I know). the talking heads, sigur ros. Darkside, har mar superstar, the black angels. little dragon. radiohead. Jay-Z. Zeppelin and Ozzy. Tacos.
Louis CK, David Cross, that furry Zach guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my laptop
Face wash (what?)
my grandmother
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I want to eat next, where I want to go next, what's on hulu.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recording my audition videos for "America's Got Talent"
You should message me if
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you are entertaining. and know a good rape joke.

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