BonerTroll
31 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Good-hearted maker of things. I make many many things everyday, including drinks, designs and mistakes.

@tinamross

I love the following things almost equally (sorry Grandma) : Outback Steakhouse, the internet, photographs of baby animals, my Grandmother, Tequila, my Sleep Number bed, lying to strangers.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a way to get people to pay me to do what I love. Duh.

Designer, Bartender, Lover.
I’m really good at
Foosball, dressing dogs up in costumes, using an xacto knife (but I have scars that prove otherwise), being a good friend and family member, not singing well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tiny human. But I act the opposite of when a Great Dane thinks its a chihuahua.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
THE INTERNET

Caribou. The Talking Heads. Sigur Ros. Darkside. The Black Angels. Little Dragon. Radiohead. A$ap Rocky. Bob Dylan. ELO

Kristin Wiig, Louis CK, David Cross, Larry David, Eddie Murphy.
The six things I could never do without
compassion
compassion
compassion
compassion
compassion
tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The psychology of Guinea Pigs.
On a typical Friday night I am
recording my audition videos for "America's Got Talent". or nah.
You should message me if
you are entertaining. and have a good heart. and love your grandma.

Pretty Simple.
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