I usually make this part of the profile ironic or sarcastic, but I realize that might put some people off. I write a lot, and try to hone a fairly caustic style, but I can promise that I am sincere and warm-hearted in person. This is my attempt at a sincere profile. Sincerity always sounds so boring to me!
I'm funny and endearing, easy to laugh and get along with. I can also be capricious and indecisive. I am loyal to a fault, and I consider a friend, once made, to be a friend forever. I can be a snob, but if pressed I'll admit that my feelings aren't as strong as I make them out to be (I can be dramatic like that, but only for fun's sake). I am handsome, although in an unusual way. I am always hungry, and horny. I am deeply motivated by principle, but one of those principles is the humility of never claiming to know the right answer. The world is too complex, all we have to go by are our best guesses. I can be easily bored. I prefer the company of small groups to large crowds. I hope to some day sail around the world with a cool dog and maybe a cool person too.
And if all that didn't bore you, read on!