Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So you've stumbled over to my little corner of the internet! This
is where I try to convince you that I'm totally and undeniably
awesome. Anyway, my friends call me Vern, among other things. I'm a
little bit crazy, but the fun crazy, not the I'm in love with you
after one date kind of crazy, also I might be the crazy cat
So here's a fun little list to cover some basics.
- I am tattooed
- 3 cats & 3 dogs
- Comfortably employed
- Happily childfree
- Moderate drinker & cannabis consumer
- Night Owl living in a daytime world
- More to follow
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work as a network and systems admin with a focus on
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movie trivia... card games... reading... talking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm almost always smiling!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - My favorite author is Danielle Steel, I probably have at
least 30 of her books. My favorite genre however is fantasy, and
I've been working on expanding my collection.
Movies - I've been addicted to Disney animation for most of my
life, and thus is a large chunk of my movie collection. I enjoy
sci-fi/fantasy, stand up comedy, & action/adventure. I do not
like chick flicks or horror films. My collection numbers in the low
400's, and I'm quite proud of it.
Shows - Again sci-fi fantasy dominates my tastes in this area.
Anything Joss Whedon, and more recently been developing an interest
in what the BBC is doing. I haven't had cable in years so I have no
idea what's worth watching. Netflix is my cable.
Music - I rarely listen to the radio, but when I do it's generally
country music. It's mostly background noise so I don't really have
much of a preference. Anything can be catchy after awhile.
Food - As long as it's full of flavor, and not spicy I generally
have no complaints. I hate cooking, so I tend to eat pretty simple
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Stable employment
2. Some form of domicile
3. My independence
5. Reliable transportation
6. Free will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Computery, techy things. It's my job, so at least 40 hours a week
it's on my mind.
Some form of self improvement, whether it be the mind, the body, or
the soul, I feel like we should constantly strive to do better, to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Counting down the hours til end of shift. Relaxing at home with the
Netflix because I have to be at work early Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My favorite band is Hanson. Yes they are still around.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've piqued your interest in any way. I'm mostly just looking for
new friends, but possibly open to something more.
You should not message me if
You are unemployed - I work, and barring extreme circumstances you
If you have kids, or want kids.
You still live at home with your parents - There are always
exceptions but if you've never left the nest, we are just at
different levels in life.
Bonus Question: When does the narwhal bacon?
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