(Updated 8/3/09 - Some things have changed, others remain the same... Time for an update!)

I'm a girl with bi-tendencies who is polyamorous, perverted and childfree... I'm less innocent than I look, but that's fine with me. I am not sure that I like how these quizzes keep characterizing me as sweet, but maybe it knows me better than I know me *grin* Funny, smart, geeky, opinionated, honest, kind, inquisitive and adventurous are also words that describe me...

Regarding my current relationship status - I have a husband whom I love, but I am also looking for other people to date/hang out with/get to know. We're non-monogamous/polyamorous, so it's all above board, I promise...

I have a boyfriend that lives 543 miles away from me, so that kind of sucks, but we are trying to make it work... Finding someone local to hang out with would be really cool, but rather far-fetched... In the meantime, I am occupying my time by flirting it up with various people and trying to enjoy life in its current state...

Editors

• EloquenceRocks

What am I doing with my life? At this point, I am just making car payments and getting by... I love my job and I love the company that I work for...

I am dreaming of travel and adventures and trying to orchestrate as many visits with my BF as possible... It sucks that he lives so far away and lives in the forest so he has no cell phone coverage in his house, but oh well... One can't have everything, right?

I am happy for the things I do have in my life :)

Wasting time and playing games (Board Games, Video Games, Role-Playing Games, Card Games and the like)

I am also good at cooking, I think... I love America's Test Kitchen on OPB and I watch Food Network a lot... I love to open up a cookbook and try a new recipe... I like to think that I am especially good at making pancakes... MMMmmm pancakes!

I am good at looking busy at work when, in reality, I am wasting time online... I also spend way too much time and energy on World of Warcraft... I don't think I am THAT bad, but I acknowledge that I am a dork :P

If you play on the Kilrogg server, send me a message and we can say hi :)

I have no idea what to put here -- I am short, but not that short. I have black hair, but I cut about 20 inches off of it so it is no longer down to my butt. I have a really loud dorky laugh if I find something or someone insanely funny. I swear like a trucker, laugh at dirty jokes and sexual innuendo, am prone to violent outbursts and I love Hello Kitty.

I don't know that any of that noticeable on the first glance, though.

A - Instead of books, let's talk authors...

Mercedes Lackey, Steven Brust, Neil Gaiman, David Eddings (in small doses), Raymond Feist (Usually), Dean Koontz (Usually)...

Individually adored books by authors not mentioned above include:

The Talisman by Peter Straub and Stephen King, The Catch Trap by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Pucker Up by Tristan Taormino, Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (I know Neil is listed above, but Terry isn't)... I also should throw a mention in for Elfquest - even after 30 years, I still love these graphic novels (Plus there's a movie being developed by Warner, so it might actually happen this time!)

B - I like horror and suspense films even though they freak me out sometimes... I like romantic comedies sometimes, if the main characters aren't too annoying and neurotic... I love caper films like Oceans 11 and The Usual Suspects... I like movies with a twist like KPax, The Life of David Gale and The Matrix... I like dark comedies like Igby Goes Down and Heathers... I like Kevin Smith films in general, though sometimes his low-brow humor makes me avert my eyes... I like classic movies like 12 Angry Men and musicals like My Fair Lady and The Sound of Music... I like kids movies as long as they aren't too cliche or they don't mangle a well-known myth or story too much (Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast were fine, but Hercules sucked ass)

And of course, I loved Serenity, even though it pissed me off. And even though it's not a movie, I have to toss in a mention for Firefly... I love love LOVE that show!!! Another show that I have come to adore is How I Met Your Mother -- I want to be Barney Stinson!

C - In general, I like stuff from the 80's and 90's, movie soundtracks, ...

Specific bands I like include BNL (Barenaked Ladies), Great Big Sea, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Trashcan Sinatras, Heather Alexander, Sarah McLachlan, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Blink 182, and Hikaru Genji.

D - I love good food! Current favorites include Lebanese, Japanese, Italian and Indian... Plus I love a good steak and I absolutely LOVE the Stetson Chopped Salad at Cowboy Ciao's in Scottsdale... I have found myself thinking more and more about Cowboy Ciao's Banana Split made with Coriander Ice Cream, too... I have no idea if either of those things are still as good as they once were, but I want to go back and try it again...

D.1 - I also love The Food Network, specifically Alton Brown, Iron Chef, Ace of Cakes and I think that Bobby Flay is totally hot and full of win :)

Editors

• EloquenceRocks

1.) Doug, my husband

2.) My video games - I heart my PS3, Nintendo Wii and Nintendo DS -- I did heart my PSP for a while, but the novelty has worn off and I got rid of it...

3.) My cats - The Colonel Kitty Sanders and Ming the Merciless... I want another, but probably won't get one for a while... alas!

4.) My car - I admit that it's not very hip, but I love the freedom that my car affords me :) Plus I just got a newer car (2006 Nissan Sentra) and I am loving it... No sunroof, but I love the power windows!

5.) My opinions - The ability and freedom to express myself is vital to my not going insane... It is also vital to me not killing people and going to jail :P

6.) Chapstick - I have an unhealthy addiction to it... especially the cherry flavored... I have tubes of Chapstick EVERYWHERE so I am never without it... Santa Claus puts Chapstick in my stocking every year :)

Stuff

I tried to expand on this, but it all really just boils down to that one word. I think about what I want to do about global warming and animal cruelty... I think about foods that I like and how I want to learn to cook them... I think about travel and where I've been and where I want to go... I think about gambling and how much fun it is... I think about my cats and how awesome they are when they aren't driving me crazy... I think about my parents and how my relationship with them has gotten better since I moved away from them... I think about how I need to work out and lose weight... I think about how much I like the rain... I think about how capri pants don't help me keep my ankles and shins warm...

And it all comes down to the fact that I spend a lot of time thinking about stuff.

Hanging out at my house or watching Food Network and thinking of going to get Whiffies at 11 PM... Usually playing WoW and running the raid for my guild... I am occasionally known for being passed out because I am tired from my work week :P

I'm a card-carrying pervert -- That's not really private though... I am so open about everything, I don't know what I consider private anymore...

Here's a secret that everyone who communicates with me via text, IM or email learns about me eventually... I am addicted to emoticons and smilies :P :D :)

You are interested in me or if you want to know more about polyamory or if you think I am cool or if you want to buy me an ice cream cone.

And since I have changed my profile a bit -- you should contact me if you can amuse me and will drive to Voodoo Doughnuts or Whiffies at 11 PM and talk to me about random shit and explain weird stuff to me...

I also like when people can introduce me to new media like a good book that you love or awesome music (especially awesome music with clever lyrics) or a movie that I just HAVE to see...

Or if you have an Alliance Druid on the Kilrogg server and you are looking for a guild. We are small but growing and don't mind teaching raid content to new level 80s. :D hee hee!