Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live life to the fullest. Which means heroin and kicking puppies.
And sucking on helium 24/7. Every time I look up at the moon
there's a lunar eclipse. THE FULLEST.
^--- I wrote that when I got annoyed at everyone saying they live
life to the fullest. What does that mean? Do you pay your
I like women who have passion. They believe in something, anything.
I like women who are genuine and nice. Not nice because they feel
they have to be. I like women who like to laugh and do frequently.
About stupid stuff.
I like adventures. I like discovering new places and people. I like
to ask questions. I like to tell stories. I will have one more if
you will. Teach me something about yourself and I will teach you
something about me. I love getting lost in conversation. When one
topic leads to 10 others. I love having not enough time, and then
sleeping in anyway, especially on Sundays.
I am Tall, Skinny, and Happy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to both EDC and Burning Man in the past year. I did both
sober. I believe in life experience. I need a date to the
I have a Blendtec blender. My green smoothie game is real high. So
are my neighbors. They are real high too.
Takeoff the train to work during the week. Performing improv on the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ordering a drink based on what I think people expect me to order,
not on what I want. I have no problems with whisky on the rocks,
but I would perfer to drink a pear and passion fruit martini... in
a MAN's glass please!
Unfriending girls on Tinder.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a trick question to see if we are full of ourselves. They
should be more upfront and simply ask, "Do you like to brag?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Rushmore, Goodfellas, Dazed & Confused.
Music - Dylan, Springsteen, GirlTalk, Jay Z
Kanye West is batshit awesome
Songs that I will blast and scream at the top of my lungs while in
More - Bobby Darin
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Paper Planes - MIA
You May Be Right - Billy Joel
Anything by Ludacris
Books - I have a signed copy of the Kindle. Right now I'm reading
one of the Freakanomics books.
Shows - I binge watch shows. But I'm choosy about what to devote my
time to. I'm currently binge watching Unbreakable Kimmy
Podcasts - Yes please! This American Life, Love & Radio, Planet
Money, RadioLab. I'm unbearably predictable here. But I am so moved
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Topsiders (which I call Boat-mocks)
2. City Lights
3. Winks and Smiles. (Real life winks. Winks on here are
4. Artists with Wit and Scientists with Flair
6. When the seat next to you is empty on a plane.
6 Things I would love to do without in the zen way, but
1. iPhone - these apps do not define me
2. Car - Main reason I want to be rich is to have a driver.
3. Candy - I eat way too much candy.
4. TV - I wish I didn't own one.
5. Seats on the train at the end of the day - I am not good at
standing for too long.
6. Most of my clothes - I tend to wear the same thing anyway. I
should throw the rest out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are pants plural but a shirt or a bra is singular?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on a suit and sneaking into private parties at the
Roosevelt. Stealing a bottle of Patron, then cutting my finger
while trying to serve people drinks. Getting kicked out by all the
bouncers at 4 am because the extremely rich guy with the three
story suite didn't need more dudes at the party. Maybe, that wasn't
a typical Friday night. Maybe that was just this one time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Saving and Ryan.
I like Rice Crispies just so damn much. I would take that over a
fancy restaurant anytime. Wait who's paying? Oh, I'll choose the
You should message me if
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you wear summer dresses and walk on air.
There seems to be a real concern from ladies about guys who use
poor grammar. I understand the difference between
"there/their/they're", and "two/to/too", and "your/you're". "U"
doesn't exist. I don't even text it. So, this isn't going to be an
issue. However I am horrible at spelling.
Also ladies all seem to dislike guys with shirtless selfie photos.
No worries there. But it does make me regret every sit-up I ever
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