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31 M Bradley Beach, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 12:20pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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I am a child of the 90s thru and thru.

Quick take aways for myself:
I hate radio DJs, mouth breathers and cold toilet seats.
I love fresh new bed sheets at night, dyson airblade hand dryers, drive in movie theaters, and the smell of lemon naps.
What I’m doing with my life
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Officially finished with my bachelors degree. I will be doing the typical thing of working in the service industry in Asbury Park while I search for an Art teaching career someplace in jersey.
I have a number of pretty non traditional tattoos with plans to get a bunch more (Bonus points if you have tattoos, dyed hair and/or piercings but not a must). When time permits I love to see stand up comedy, make artwork, comb my beard hair, travel, and go to trivia night with friends. Team Kitten Mittens!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, being sarcastic, screaming at Packer's games, mario kart, making mini sculptures, and random movie quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Art books/ comics.

Movies: I'm a bit of a movie buff and love all genres but i'll go with just a select few: The Avengers, Stand by Me, BTF trilogy, Jurassic Park, Anchorman, Fired Up, Disney/Pixar movies, Bourne trilogy, Trick 'R Treat, 9, and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Shows: I don't keep up with many current tv shows but i love me some venture brothers, the office, rocko's modern life, arrested development, futurama, the league, party down, the simpsons , the daily show, colbert report, tosh.o, 90's nick toons and other shows of such nature.

Music: I am all over the board with this one. Big D, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Can't Stop Won't Stop, Kayne West, Ludicrous, Munford and Sons, Eric Clapton, Brand New, Saves The Day, Florida Georgia Line, Girl Talk, and 90s music.

Food: Pizza! Mostly Italian but i love to eat anything I can get my hands on. Minus seafood of course.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hats and shorts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, relationships, and robots
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My guilty pleasure is the entire Step Up series. I thank you not to judge. I also have a pet Turtle.
You should message me if
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Looking for a partner, someone who will be intellectually stimulating, has a good warped sense of humor, not a super shy girl, and knows what she wants without games. Looking for that person who wants to travel the world but cuddle up and watch a movie too.

You are a self declared princess/ diva; Pop Molly; have lost track of how many people you have slept with; or like to go out and sprinkle a ton of pixie glitter on your smashed up cleavage and then claim that you aren't looking for attention from total fuck-tards at whatever shitty EMD concert you are going to................. whoa, what happened, I blacked out there.

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