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tipitow

25 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What I Did Last Summer:

Hold up, having some junior high flashbacks here. Ok.

Tall. Still believe guys should hold the door. Sarcastic to the point of excess. Moderately proficient typist.
What I’m doing with my life
Damn it OkCupid, you sound just like my mother.
I’m really good at
Jokes. No, seriously, so a guy walks into a bar and... Wait... Something about a baby elephant and a clown... Damn.

Punch line!

Also guitars and writing and football and not sentence structure.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful soul.

Now excuse me while I go throw up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: All of them. Every single one.

Movies: Titanic. I'm all about some Titanic. Girls like that one, right? Yeah. Titanic.

TV: Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Arrested Development (thank you Netfix)

Music, Food: See "Books."
The six things I could never do without
1. Books. For real. Love them.
2. Puns.
3. Football. And not the British kind.
4. The ability to count.
6. My guitar. Not that I'm great, it'll just make a good weapon for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yeah, like I'm just gonna let the government trap me into giving those away. Nice try, Obama!
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually drinking Blue Moon at a bar with my friends. I dislike wasting my Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stole a penguin from a zoo.

We did not make it far.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You made it through all those essays without rolling your eyes more than twice.