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tiredstars

28 / M / Straight / Available

Bristol, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09pm
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Some things I like: when streets are closed to traffic, living within the sound of a church clock, singing to myself, giant squid, cryptids, babies dressed as bears, using words in slightly the wrong way, putting things in square brackets.

Lots of people complain about writing self-summaries, and I can see their point. I like to approach it as a challenge in writing and self-presentation. Looking at my journal is probably a better introduction to me, though.

I may be an extrovert trapped in an introvert's body. In that I am generally more energised by spending time with other people than myself, but I also suffer from terrible self-consciousness, manifesting as shyness, in many circumstances. As a result, I'm not very sociable even though I like people.

When I was little I wanted to be a paleontologist, but after that I'm not sure. I would like to be a futurologist or run a cryptozoo (as long as I didn't have to look after the animals myself). Probably my ideal job would be one where mostly the things I do are not the main thing I'm supposed to do.

As it is, I work for a legal expenses insurance company. Insurance is not a career anyone ever chooses to go into, but in the absence of firmer plans it'll do for now. Other than that, I seem to spend hours every day making food (and cleaning up afterwards). Also wasting time on the internet, reading, and sometimes playing board or card games. I attempt to grow some plants to eat, but I find gardening more like a counter-insurgency campaign than the relaxing pursuit people claim it is.

Whether or not you want to talk to me, you might want to talk to happycycling, who is hunting new friends (particularly in/around bristol) like a tiger. We kind of got married last year, with a registrar and people and flowers and everything. Not that we feel its very important to have our relationship sanctioned by state or society in that way, but when a marriage leads to a visa which leads to staying together in the same country, that is important.

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What I’m doing with my life
I got married. This is not really something I ever thought would happen.

I'm a stage up from an office drone but a stage below actually having a job I like. For odd reasons I've effectively ended up in marketing. It is a field I have no problem with at the basic end, but am opposed to at the more sophisticated end. Fortunately there's quite a long way to go to get there.

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I’m really good at
I am very good at sounding like I know what I am talking about, even when I am entirely making it up. Happycycling told me she'd never admired anyone's bullshit so much.
Someone once called me "intellectually fierce", which is one of the best compliments I've had.
I'm a pretty good cook, though I generally don't cook anything too complicated.

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The first things people usually notice about me
In need of a haircut. Maybe that most of my clothes are rather old and often ill-fitting, since I don't like buying new clothes.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Gormenghast, Dune, Guns, Germs and Steel (cows are really dangerous), On Bullshit, Practical Ethics by Peter Singer, Manufacturing Consent. Just finished reading The Mediterranean in the Ancient World.

Films: Star Wars, In the Mood for Love, Stalker, Etre et Avoir, Ghost World, Ghost in the Shell, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, The Thin Red Line, Weekend, Man on Wire, Grizzly Man.

Music: Autechre, Belle & Sebastian, A Silver Mount Zion, Mogwai, Neutral Milk Hotel, Shellac, Magnetic Fields etc. etc..

Food: I make a good dal saag and aubergine bhaji. On special occasions, banana chapatis.

Television: Century of the Self

Webcomics: this sort of thing.

Board games: Commands & Colours Ancients. Also, Cosmic Encounter.

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The six things I could never do without
1) Sleep
2) Idleness
3) The internet
4) Discussion
5) Other people
6) Walking

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Blog posts I attempt to write, get half-way through and then decide aren't worth it.
Worthwhile things to get involved with. I am very bad at getting involved with things.

What I'm going to eat today.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing I'd want to write about.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's becoming increasingly clear just how attracted I am to people with dyed red hair.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
Some examples:

- you have a similar love of giant squid
- you like Adam Curtis
- you are feeling sad party conference season is over
- you want to talk board- or card-game tactics
- you have some kind of unhealthy fascination with minor classes of insurance
- you're trying to get into my pants.

Form an orderly queue, ladies (and gentlemen).

Most of all I'd like to get to know more people in (or near) Bristol. That's not a limit though; I'm happy to talk to people anywhere.

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