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titanotheretron

71 M Monroe, NC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let's have some adventure! I am a loving, patient, fun, spontaneous, warm, stable and independent gentleman. Maybe a bit old-fashioned; that's not a bad thing, is it?

I consider myself to be pretty easygoing, upbeat, and I have a good sense of humor. Fit and active, I enjoy nature to its fullest. I've been widowed a few years
and now I am looking for a partner to share good times and new experiences. Since I retired life has been one long summer vacation. Will you join me?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out how I got stuck with the stupid name "titanotheretron." The site rejected everything else I suggested. The name just popped up.
I’m really good at
mathematics. And if this doesn't immediately turn you off, hoo-ha, maybe we can get something going.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I've showed up. Then it's like, "Hey, want a snack?" or "Now we can get started." Those are the things I like to hear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I read a lot. Not only at the beach. There's adventure by Bernard Cornwell, mystery by Lee Child, spooky stuff by Dean Koontz, and the Discworld nonsense of Terry Pratchett. I even like the misadventures of Stephanie Plum.
The six things I could never do without
Dinner.
Laughter.
Fresh air & sunshine.
Email.
Pleasant surprises.
A stable economy. (I still have hopes for that one.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

If it goes by car it is a shipment but if it goes by ship it is cargo. Explain that one to me and you've won yourself a dinner at Applebee's.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 50–69
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to try out this messaging stuff. It could be fun. Got any good jokes? Funny stories? I'd like to hear them.

So go ahead. You've got nothing to lose.