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titianmane

54 Easton, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 36–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: I am not seeking a long-distance romance or casual sex. If that's what you seek, please move along to the next profile. Likewise if you have no picture and/or a blank profile. I also proficient with GIS; if your pictures are stolen, I will know. That said:

I'm new to the Lehigh Valley, having relocated due to work opportunities. I've been told I can be intimidating – and it just amuses me. I'm confident - not arrogant - and while I am sarcastic, I never use it for evil purposes. I'm happy, energetic, loyal, forthright, and allergic to drama. I value a smile, a good laugh, and a great sense of humor. I f you don’t, well … we’re probably not a good match; likewise, if you can't see the humor in this commentary.

I am well acquainted with my shortcomings and limitations. I know who I am, what I am, what I want, and from whom. You like me or you don’t, if you don’t - move on, I won’t be insulted. While something long term would be nice, I won't jump into anything. I am, however, a sucker for dimples, chivalry and a man who can demonstrate that kissing is NOT a lost art!

I will not yell at you or tell you what to do, you’re a grown man … you can figure it out; besides, yelling is a waste of my time and energy. I want peace in my life, it is much more important than arguing about stupid things. Know that I won't hesitate to call you on a bonehead move, if you deserve it. Feel free to do the same and if I want to know what you think, I'll ask you. But, I will NEVER ask you ‘Does this make me look fat?’ I have a mirror. I know. I don't need you to tell me.

I am not psychic, but I just know things. Don’t lie ... I don’t lie. Head Games = Lying (just sayin')

I love the beach, any island destination, exploring, and being around people. I enjoy Scrabble, a good debate, and a great joke. I sing with the band.

I don't want to chat or email endlessly, to assess chemistry, people have to be in the same room, so please be willing to meet in person, sooner rather than later. You won’t have any trouble recognizing me. My picture looks like me (the rest I can't post ... too small! They're available on request.) Seriously, why would someone put up pictures from 20 years or 30 lbs ago? The first guy I met said ... "Oh! you look like your picture!" to which I responded, "Why wouldn't I look like my picture?" He smiled and said, "You must be new at this." Do these people think we won't find out? It begs the question "What else are you fibbing about?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Focused on happiness and good health ... Livin' the dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing things succinctly
Kissing
Solving problems
Cooking
Being in the moment
Seeing the silver lining
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmmm ...my hair? People always comment on my hair ... and the fact that I look much younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Clancy, The Harry Potter series, Anne McCaffrey - and others

Food: not Indian - food should not be painful

Music: almost anything - from Etta James to Ann Wilson, not a big fan of classical ( though I appreciate it) and rap is not music

Movies: current, classic, and the old musicals - too many to name
A Beautiful Mind, It's a Wonderful Life, Singin' in the Rain, To Catch a Thief, Limitless - anything with Gene Hackman, Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, or Gene Kelly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Integrity
Friends
Creature Comforts
My Kids
Laughter, including sarcastic banter
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. An ocean breeze, soft sand, and umbrella drinks ...
2. What the hell I'm doing here?
3. What is wrong with people?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out engaging with people or home with a great book or movie ... all depends on my mood ... grateful that my alarm will not be sounding at 6am on Saturday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will perform karaoke stone cold sober and make conversation with small children. I'm a recovering Catholic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
all of the following are true ...
1. Your work/residence are local to me (within 30 miles or so)
> working overseas for months/weeks at a time doesn't count

2. You don't misrepresent yourself
> for those of you passing yourself off as members of the
armed services on duty overseas ... shame on you!

3. You aren't put off by strong and independent women

4. You don't think PA is a foreign country

AND some of the following are true ...
1. You can make any activity fun
2, You dance
3. You'll kiss me in public