Note: I am not seeking a long-distance romance or casual sex. If that's what you seek, please move along to the next profile. Likewise if you have no picture and/or a blank profile. That said:
I've been told I can be intimidating – and it just amuses me. I think Andy Rooney got it right; I look great, I feel great, and I am far sexier than women half my age. This is called confidence. I am sarcastic, yes ... but I never use it for evil purposes. I'm happy, energetic, loyal, forthright, and allergic to drama. I value a smile, a good laugh, and a great sense of humor. I f you don’t, well … we’re probably not a good match; likewise, if you can't see the humor in this commentary.
I am well acquainted with my shortcomings and limitations. I know who I am, what I am, what I want and from whom. You like me or you don’t, if you don’t - move on, I won’t be insulted. While something long term would be nice, I won't jump into anything. I am, however, a sucker for dimples, chivalry and a man who can demonstrate that kissing is NOT a lost art!
I will not yell at you or tell you what to do, you’re a grown man … you can figure it out; besides, yelling is a waste of my time and energy. I want peace in my life, it is much more important than arguing about stupid things. Know that I won't hesitate to call you on a bonehead move, if you deserve it. Feel free to do the same.
I won’t wake you up in the middle of the night to talk about something. If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you. But, I will NEVER ask you ‘Does this make me look fat?’ I have a mirror. I know. I don't need you to tell me.
I am not psychic, but I just know things. Don’t lie ... I don’t lie. Head Games = Lying (just sayin')
I love the beach, any island destination, exploring, and being around people. I enjoy Scrabble, a good debate, and a great joke. I sing with the band.
I don't want to chat or email endlessly, to assess chemistry, people have to be in the same room, so please be willing to meet in person, sooner rather than later. You won’t have any trouble recognizing me. My picture looks like me (the rest I can't post ... too small! They're available on request.) Seriously, why would someone put up pictures from 20 years or 30 lbs ago? The first guy I met said ... "Oh! you look like your picture!" to which I responded, "Why wouldn't I look like my picture?" He smiled and said, "You must be new at this." Do these people think we won't find out? It begs the question "What else are you fibbing about?"