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54 Morristown, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Space camp
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
** I'm not seeking a long-distance relationship or casual sex. If that's what you seek, please move along to the next profile. Likewise if you have no picture and a blank profile. **

I've been told I can be intimidating – it makes me laugh.
I think Andy Rooney got it right; I look great, I feel great, and I am far sexier than women half my age. This is called confidence. I am sarcastic, yes ... but I never use it for evil purposes. I'm happy, energetic, loyal, forthright, and allergic to drama. I value a smile, a good laugh, and a great sense of humor. I f you don’t, well … we’re probably not a good match; likewise, if you can't see the humor in this commentary.

I am well acquainted with my shortcomings and limitations. I know who I am, what I am, what I want and from whom. You like me or you don’t, if you don’t - move on, I won’t be insulted. While something long term would be nice, I won't jump into anything. I am, however, a sucker for dimples, chivalry and a man who can demonstrate that kissing is NOT a lost art!

I will not yell at you or tell you what to do, you’re a grown man … you can figure it out; besides, yelling is a waste of my time and energy. I want peace in my life, it is much more important than arguing about stupid things. Know that I won't hesitate to call you on a bonehead move, if you deserve it. Feel free to do the same.

I won’t wake you up in the middle of the night to talk about something. If I want to know what you think, I'll ask you. But, I will NEVER ask you ‘Does this make me look fat?’ I have a mirror. I know. I don't need you to tell me.

I am not psychic, but I just know things. Don’t lie ... I don’t lie. Head Games = Lying - just sayin'

I love the beach, any island destination, exploring, and being around people. I enjoy Scrabble, a good debate, and a great joke. I sing with a band.

I don't want to chat or email endlessly, to assess chemistry, people have to be in the same room, so please be willing to meet in person, sooner rather than later. You won’t have any trouble recognizing me. My picture looks like me (the rest I can't post ... too small! They're available on request.) Seriously, why would someone put up pictures from 20 years or 30 lbs ago? The first guy I met said ... "Oh! you look like your picture!" to which I responded, "Why wouldn't I look like my picture?" He smiled and said, "You must be new at this." Do these people think we won't find out? It begs the question "What else are you fibbing about?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Focused on happiness and good health ... Livin' the dream!

Working waaaay too much!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing things succinctly
Solving problems
Being in the moment
Seeing the silver lining
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmmm hair? People always comment on my hair ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Clancy, The Harry Potter series, Anne McCaffrey

Food: not Indian - food should not be painful

Music: almost anything - from Etta James to Ann Wilson, not a big fan of classical ( though I appreciate it) and rap is not music

Movies: current, classic, and the old musicals
A Beautiful Mind, It's a Wonderful Life, Singin' in the Rain, to Catch a Thief, Limitless
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creature Comforts
My Kids
Laughter, including sarcastic banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. An ocean breeze, soft sand, and umbrella drinks ...
2. What the hell I'm doing here
3. Why so many men feel the need to show off their junk to total strangers!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out engaging with people or home with a great book or movie ... all depends on my mood ... grateful that my alarm will not be sounding at 5am on Saturday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will perform karaoke stone cold sober and make conversation with small children. But let's take a look at the personality assessment that OKC put together:

more cool?: yes, yes I am!
more confident?: yep, on that one too!
more extroverted?: so far, so good …
more friendly to strangers? well, I try to be!
more spontaneous?: always!
more passion-driven?: for so many things!

less experienced in life?: I disagree completely
less into exercise?: it’s one of those necessary evils …
less adventurous?: definitely not true, unless they’re referring to bungee jumping or consuming live scorpions
less kinky?: yeah … very accurate
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
all of the following are true ...
1. Your work/residence are local or within 50 miles of NYC
> working overseas for months/weeks at a time doesn't count

2. You don't misrepresent yourself
> for those of you passing yourself off as members of the
armed services on duty overseas ... shame on you!

3. You aren't put off by strong and independent women

4. You don't think NJ is a foreign country

AND some of the following are true ...
1. You can make any activity fun
2, You dance
3. You kiss in public