1. Please respect that I am not interested in any of the following:
>> long-distance 'friends' or romance (please live within 30-45 minutes)
>> casual sex or FWB (been there, done that; not any more)
>> threesomes (not a judgment call, but no thank you)
married men (if you're separated, let's talk about your personal situation)
2. If you have no picture and/or a blank profile and are unwilling to supply either, please pass me by.
3. Please, evaluate your situation and contact me only if you have time for a relationship.
4. I am proficient with GIS; enough said.
About me: I'm new to the Lehigh Valley, having relocated due to work opportunities. I've been told I can be intimidating – and it just amuses me. I'm confident - not arrogant - and while I am sarcastic, I never use it for evil purposes. I'm happy, energetic, loyal, forthright, and allergic to drama. I value a smile, a good laugh, and a great sense of humor. I am established personally and in my profession - it gives me pleasure to seek out challenge and effect change.
Ultimately, I am seeking a LTR however, I am not prepared to jump into anything. I am, however, a sucker for dimples, chivalry, and a man who can demonstrate that kissing is NOT a lost art! I love the beach, any island destination, exploring, and being around people. I enjoy Scrabble, a good debate, and a great joke. I sing with the band.
I am not psychic, but I just know things. Don’t lie ... I don’t lie. Head Games = Lying (just sayin')
About you: You're established, and have a positive outlook; you are confident, interesting, and intelligent. You don't 'need' a woman in your life, you 'want' one. You value a great relationship and understand the need to cultivate the same. If you don’t, well … we’re probably not a good match; likewise, if you can't see the humor in this commentary. Be prepared to take the time to get to know me.
One final note: The 'Like Me' feature is not useful unless you've upgraded, and while I have had that status in the past, it's just not worth it. I don't want to chat or email endlessly, and, to assess chemistry, people have to be in the same room, so please be willing to meet in person, sooner rather than later. You won’t have any trouble recognizing me. My pictures look like me. Seriously, why would someone put up pictures from 20 years or 30 lbs ago?
The first guy I met said ... "Oh! you look like your picture!"
Me: "Why wouldn't I look like my picture?"
Him: (smiling) "You must be new at this."
Do these people think we won't find out? It begs the question "What else are you fibbing about?"
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