I don't take myself very seriously. I know this much is true:
Watching Star Trek Voyager in my robe with a hot cup of black coffee beats the pants off working on a 140 degree slate roof.
A firefly filled field will, (((I hope))) always be more important to me than health insurance. I believe in present life reincarnation; I pick dolphin, or at least mermaid.
Fruitflies & me have AT LEAST this much in common: we like room temp sour beer. In small quantities ;) Yum.
What!? First black raspberries & wild blueberries of the season all in one day, that's what. But no more peas. A girl's always making tradeoffs.
Private property, what?!@*#% is that, anyway? Property nether regions we're not supposed to display publicly (but do, anyway?), or share & celebrate & honor with one another? That which we make completely unrecognizable from its natural state & impose artificial rules & regulations on?
Mullein, yes; orange daylilies, no! I don't know how much earl grey tea it takes to flavor 4 lbs. of buttercream but I'm about to find out. There is no distance too far to drive in search of a sunny river spot with a hot rock to lay on.
Someone (or agency) has made it totally impossible for me to swim in Lake Wyola under the full moon tonight. I busted through the first two lines of defense but the sharp fence at the water line: too much. Wanna fight lake (by which I mean have a lovely night swim together)? Never mind, I surrender.
A fool proof way to unwind from 4 hours of staff meeting is by standing in the rain, in the green river, with a clear view of a lightning storm & whiskey nearby. I will never lie to you, but if I do I will always lie to myself first.
Sometimes I don't buy food because I think, once I eat that I'm just gonna buy more. Break the cycle. My clothesline is one of my dearest friends and most coveted possessions. Sometimes two towels appear to be different sizes, then when you hold them up next to each other they're exactly the same. Cool. (& yah, I've been doing laundry)
Stay tuned for the next episode, next episode...
I don't like brushing my teeth, so I have to trick myself into doing it.
You want to take me dancing.
You like being queer.