I could go with one of the standard summaries... "I'm a fun loving guy who likes to hang out with my friends!"
Wait, who doesn't like fun? I'm not Ebenezer Scrooge. And if I didn't like hanging out with those people, then they wouldn't be my friends.
So instead of some generic things, here's an oddly specific list of things about me:
Max number of objects I can juggle: 4, but only for like six seconds, tops
Favorite song to air guitar to: Boston's 'More than a Feeling'
Number of US states visited: 33
Favorite 15-book fantasy series: The Dresden Files (admittedly, that's a pretty narrow category)
Favorite candy: All of them. Except black licorice. Seriously, that's disgusting. What the hell.
Least favorite car crash: that time I was t-boned by a Buick (thankfully, that's a pretty narrow category too)
Favorite small-but-awesome feeling: putting on warm socks right out of the dryer. Awwww yeah