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tjordanb

26 Madison, WI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I could go with one of the standard summaries... "I'm a fun loving guy who likes to hang out with my friends!"

Wait, who doesn't like fun? I'm not Ebenezer Scrooge. And if I didn't like hanging out with those people, then they wouldn't be my friends.

So instead of some generic things, here's an oddly specific list of things about me:

Max number of objects I can juggle: 4, but only for like six seconds, tops

Favorite song to air guitar to: Boston's 'More than a Feeling'

Number of US states visited: 33

Favorite 15-book fantasy series: The Dresden Files (admittedly, that's a pretty narrow category)

Favorite candy: All of them. Except black licorice. Seriously, that's disgusting. What the hell.

Least favorite car crash: that time I was t-boned by a Buick (thankfully, that's a pretty narrow category too)

Favorite small-but-awesome feeling: putting on warm socks right out of the dryer. Awwww yeah
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a lot and pointing cameras at things in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being weird and silly

Getting things off tall shelves (the taller you are, the less impressive this becomes)

Fixing computers

Mario Kart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel under-equipped to handle this question seeing as how I am not other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some Favorite Books: Ender's Game, The Dresden Files series, The Stand

Some Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Apollo 13, Role Models, Edge of Tomorrow, District 9, Blood Diamond, Accepted, The Departed, 50/50, Shaun of the Dead, Oceans 11

Some Favorite TV Shows: The Daily Show, Futurama, Rick and Morty, The Following, Mythbusters, Planet Earth, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Archer

Some Favorite Music People: Jason Mraz, Under the Influence of Giants, Awolnation, Skillet, DJ Shadow, Disturbed, Childish Gambino, Here Come the Mummies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Packers

The Observable Universe

Where all my socks keep disappearing to