Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ich spreche nicht wirklich Englisch, mein ganzes Profil ist einfach
nur mit Google Translate übersetzt. Tut mir leid wenn es ein
Missverständnis gab. =) Hihi.
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I was never particularly interested in defining myself one way or
the other. When you say what something is, you implicitly say what
something isn't; what something can't be. And I wouldn't want to
ever think of myself as 'can't' being anything. My dream is to one
day become a Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter with a mixture of
AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rocket pods. I live in a
world of 'can's, not 'can not's.
And failing that, I'd just become homeless drifter. Then my world
would literally be that of cans.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living out the rest of my days in a much needed (and long overdue)
retirement from the social realm. At my quincentennial, I feel I've
earned it. Two decades is just much too long to have to answer 'How
are you?' and 'What's the weather like?'
Slowly deconstructing my entire personhood into a postmodern work
Attempting to master the German language so that I can make small
talk and fit in better at the BDSM parties.
Hips and nips. Otherwise I'm not eating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking my way into bedrooms. Yes, yes. A woman's on rare occasion
but my real accomplishments, my real pride lay in my own. In fact,
I once talked myself so well into my own bedroom that I didn't
leave for nearly five days straight! To date, this remains one of
My Proudest Accomplishments.
Being non-existent. And I improve with each passing year. At 15,
hundreds of family, friends, and colleagues would've noticed my
absence within two days. Now, a total of three might notice I
haven't left my room after about a month.
There was a man who lived adjacent to me in my apartment complex;
polite, reserved, indifferent; remove the dash of social inelegance
and there wasn't a single remarkable thing about him. For all
intents and purposes, he was ordinary.
He shot himself last month; body left in his room to rot until
nothing but a noxious stench remained. I'm told the opening of his
door revealed a commonality of umpteen million flies; well settled
in their new home. The damage was so severe that that men in hazmat
suits came at night to remove all the carpet. And not a single
person noticed for two weeks. His life was dead and rotting long
before his body was, and now no vestige of it remains.
This man is my new inspiration in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My car. More specifically, the trunk of it as I take them back to
my place. :|
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm really just a Good Ole' Fashioned Country Gal when it comes
down to it. Men with big muscles, bigger trucks and the biggest
I've always prided myself on being a Purveyor of the Fine
Slayer Fucking Rules! \m/
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6) And bearing false witness
And if you can't say the same then what are you even doing with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Justin Bieber could let down his entire fanbase by getting
Hooked on the Marijuana.
A couple of Noisy Neighbors moved into my head a few years ago.
Ever since, it's been so loud up there that I rarely ever notice
the silence in real-life.
~ W E D I E Y O U N G ~
'( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) is patient, ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) is kind. It does not envy, it
does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not
self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of
wrongs. ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) does not delight in evil but rejoices with the
truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always
perseveres. ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) never fails. But where there are prophecies,
they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled;
where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part
and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect
disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought
like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put
childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a
mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I
shall know fully, even as I am fully known. And now these three
remain: faith, hope and ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°). But the greatest of these is (
° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky....
How's my night been?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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If I posted the phrase 'nice guy' on here in pure isolation, would
it be enough for some Internet Vigilante to cherry pick my profile
and indict me as a rapist in a Thoroughly Devastating .JPG.
Ashley Tisdale is wearing my jeans.
Sometimes, I take on too much responsibility and work just a little
bit too hard...
Science is in the business of making truths more apparent. Art is
in the business of making lies more opaque. I was always an
You know your dating site is Fucked when someone just says their
best talent is wasting away in an uneventful existence and the site
sees it fit to label this person's dominant, defining personality
trait as His Ambition.
I've been on this site over three years and officially answered my
1,000th question today:
'Are you the person you want to be?
Explanation: I want to be a Dead Person. :|'
I think that says more about me than anything else could.
I've made a Terrible Mistake. It says I'm looking for everyone
'18-100' but I really meant '1.8 - 10.0' If someone knows how to
fix this, please help
Actu Latine orator civius sum. Ignosce, si tuam nuntius non
Quoque, fabulam telehorasis, 'Family Guy' multum amo!!! XDD
You should message me if
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You think it's as amusing as I do that I once submitted a question
for use in OkCupid match tests as follows:
"Are you now or have you at any point of your life been a human
You'd like a nice strong pair of reassuring arms to hold you as you
plummet toward the nadir at terminal velocity.
You believe you passionately hate literally all adverbs placed
copiously around sentences like there's a five-for-one clearance
special on the fucking things as I really truly fucking
You think this video is as hilarious as I do:
You would like to join my minimalist staged, theater reconstruction
of Dikekike's Fesh Pince of Blair
You want to read my short stories.
Toutes mes excuses si mon anglais n'est pas très bon. Je suis
encore à apprendre!
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