Right, let's see.

I'm older than I look but younger than I act unless I am in a silly mood, I'm a massive geek, a fairly hard-line skeptic, and I apparently respond to intimidating text boxes with run-on sentences.

I am all about my children, my hobbies, my friends and my cat. I paint miniatures and might finish enough to wargame one day, I run/play tabletop RPGs, I like computer games but I am not good at them, and I enjoy reading but get distracted from novels by the internet a lot.

I choose to be in open relationships, for a variety of reasons.

I work in the public service, principally to fund my continued survival without feeling like I am doing evil. It's not bad work, but not exciting at all.

I'm a good GM, a decent-to-good cook depending on luck, and a very solid conversationalist (in other words, talented at bullshit).

I also bake- I am particularly proud of my carrot cake. Indeed, I'm a whirlwind of excitement.

My mad scientist laugh.

I like the old Star Wars but I am allergic to remastering.

I enjoy Star Trek on both the normal and ironic levels.

Very fond of the films of my youth- Labyrinth, the Dark Crystal, the Princess Bride.

A fan of Firefly and by extension Serenity.

Food-wise I am a big meat fan, sorry to say. I appreciate vegetarianism and veganism on practical and philosophical levels but I couldn't do it myself.
Onions are evil, tomato is only good if thoroughly liquified- it's the Devil's fruit!

The internet, my friends, urban environments (I would not flourish in the wilderness though it's more than okay to visit), hope, and, to be completely honest, sex.

My hobbies, rationalism in general, imaginary arguments.

Running a game of Vampire: the Masquerade. What I get up to after that, though, varies quite a bit...

I sometimes secretly listen to atrocious pop.

You like sarcasm, geekery, food and awful jokes.