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34 Auckland, New Zealand Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Has kids, and might want more
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm older than I look but younger than I act unless I am in a silly mood

I'm a massive geek, a fairly hard-line skeptic, and I apparently respond to intimidating text boxes with run-on sentences.

I'm one of nature's potterers. I paint miniatures and might finish enough to wargame one day, I run/play tabletop RPGs, I like computer games but I am not good at them, and I enjoy reading but get distracted from novels by the internet a lot.

I choose to be in open relationships, for a variety of reasons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enacting my first Five Year Plan. It's all very Soviet, but in a pop-culture "bears with machine guns" way, not a scary gulag-involving way.

I'm coming off a ten-year stint in the public service, so I'm easing into the warm tepid waters of the private sector and starting to build a new career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good GM, great on a good day, if such things matter to you.
I am also a decent-to-good cook depending on luck, and a very solid conversationalist (in other words, talented at bullshit).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mad scientist laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like the old Star Wars but I am allergic to remastering.

I enjoy Star Trek on both the normal and ironic levels.

Very fond of the films of my youth- Labyrinth, the Dark Crystal, the Princess Bride.

A fan of Firefly and by extension Serenity.

Musically my tastes are eclectic- right now I am really hung up on the work of Electric Six, and the Foo Fighters are a perennial favourite, as are 80's rock/pop musical soundtracks. Yeah.

Food-wise I am a big meat fan, sorry to say. I appreciate vegetarianism and veganism on practical and philosophical levels but I couldn't do it myself.
Onions are evil, tomato is only good if thoroughly liquified- it's the Devil's fruit!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, my friends, urban environments (I would not flourish in the wilderness though it's more than okay to visit), hope, sex,
and a sixth thing for this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My hobbies, rationalism in general, imaginary arguments.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running an RPG of some kind. What I get up to after that, though, varies quite a bit...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes secretly listen to atrocious pop.
You should message me if
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You like sarcasm, geekery, food and awful jokes.