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MrRellyBelly

24 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
WARNING: before reading this you should know that i have a fulltime job, i shower on the regular and my clothes are fully intact and just washed. Sooo sorry portand city girls im probably not chooo type. Continue... What can I say about myself that can't be said just by looking at me? I am a huggable teddy bear with a lot of love to share. I'm pretty much a goof. I'm just smarter than your average bear. OH and one of the coolest mofos ever. Just look at me. I love to laugh, I love to make other people laugh and worst of all, my laugh makes people laugh. I figure if i never meet anybody, at least i'll get a few chuckles from passers by. Buuuuuuuuut, I'm definitely the kind of dude you wanna know. Unless you don't like my kind. You know what I mean by," my kind." The AAAAAAAAAWESOME! Anywho. I am a ptown native and a firm believer that things will eventually work out. Now I'm not saying its all hakuna-matata but i do keep a pretty chill profile in life. Ive been known to be a sarcastic bastard too. With a positive twist. After a sesh with me you'll be thinking, " Damn that guys such an asshole, but id totally hang out with him again." Only as of lately have i noticed my slowly growing adventurous side. I've lived in portland my whole life because its the most kicking ass city ever but i really enjoy the idea of random road trips and plan on doing a large amount of traveling once i meet the right traveling partner. Also i am much chiller in person and the only reason im here is because unfortunately i think with my head and not my junk. Most of the time anyway. If you dont believe me just ask Genuwine. Hes my cousin. And if you dont know who that is then dont worry about saying hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now im working hard to make that cheddar. Working for Portland Parks And Rec and loving it. I should and want to go back to school eventually but for the time being, imma earner nodda learner. almost never can you find me not listening to music. Seriously i cant sleep without tunes from kmhd. I try to live everyday of my life like its a music video so right now im in the market for a yacht... and big booty hoes.
I’m really good at
Pointing out obvious murder. Fixing things with my tools. Surprisingly, never been electrocuted. Pickin the next song. Bullshitin the bullshitters.
The first things people usually notice about me
My penguinish waddle of a walk or my bad ass hair design/cut. My shocking resemblance to other people of my same ethnicity. That im way cooler in person
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If there's an explosion and america comes out guns a blazing. Its my kind of movie. If there's a movie of it that I can just watch instead or has lots of pictures. Its my kind of book. If it eventually will cause me to have a heart attack. Its my kind of food. If it grooves, its my kind of music. Just no pop country and house music. Oh and Christian rock. What a terrible genre. If i were God id be so pissed.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Franks Red Hot hot sauce (shut up)
3. A good friend ( super hard to find )
4. My ma and sisters.
5. Comic books
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If other people think what im thinking they think im thinking theyre thinking of.
On a typical Friday night I am
KAREOKE!!!!! Who's down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I. . . Dont smoke cigarettes. Yeah yeah, i know how can someone from portland not smoke cigs. So uncool of him. Im sorry
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You weren't planning on it.
The Ghostbusters didnt pick up.
You want me to make you a mix tape.
You have a tape player.
You have a funny joke.
You kill it in a pair of yoga pants.
Simon says.
You have a need for some chocolate.
You wanna smoke a bowl.
You think you can out smoke the champ
You wanna philosophi about the randomness of nothing being everything, floating through the space time continuum.
You're down with OPP and OMMP.
You dno't crae if i splel wrods wnorg.
Your life depends on it. (please don't die in my name.)
You wanna kick it like back in tha day.