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26 M Amherst, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I want to meet an awesome girl who wants to give and receive awesome massages on a frequent basis.

Let's not get to know each other online. Let's do that in person. Preferably over a beer.

Journalist wannabe, pool player, beer and whiskey lover. I want to explore. Witty, dry, sarcastic humor is my favorite.

My role model is some magnificent mix of Jack Donaghy, Sterling Archer, and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I'm looking for anything between a casual pleasure adventure to something long term. It all depends on our connection. I want a girl who will be a good friend and more, whatever that turns out to be. I always like to meet people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Journalism student, playing pool, tending bar.

I do some freelance writing on local music and news from time to time.

You'll see me on the Daily Show someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lately, writing, it seems. I've been uncannily improving at playing pool lately. And I do happen to make the world's best omelet.

Somewhat smoothly navigating the pothole plagued roads of western Mass.

Charlie work.

Rolling smokes. Seriously, I'm a master.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos and my stunning charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you like Arrested Development, we'll get along. Trailer Park Boys.

I like Bukowski, Hemingway, Brian Greene, and journalism by Thompson, Greenwald, others. Let's talk about good writers.

I'm into lots of music and always like hearing new things. Recent/all time favorites are Bob Dylan, Beck, Incubus, Sublime, the Black Keys, Nas, Atmosphere.

I've found music I like in every genre, but I've also found about 95% of music doesn't do anything for me. I'm somewhat of a elitist prick for music..

Any girl who loves to cook gets points in my book. Even more if you'll teach me! I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Women, something to write with, my closest friends, good beer and whiskey, sunglasses, NPR.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That would depend on my state of mind.

And the semantical contradiction between giving somebody your word and keeping your word.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a concert, bar, pool hall, home, at a party, wherever there's something fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I cook, I silently narrate to myself in Gordon Ramsey's voice.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather us get to know each other in person than online. Y'know, like humans.

You look good in glasses. Ink is excellent.

Your favorite comedies are: Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, 30 Rock, The League, It's Always Sunny, or anything along those lines.

You want to grab a drink or coffee, play some pool, take a walk in the woods, or any combination of these excellent activities. I'm open for suggestions too.