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tmg413

25 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Let's not get to know each other online. Let's do that in person. Preferably over a beer.

Journalist wannabe, pool player, beer and whiskey lover. I want to explore. Witty, dry, sarcastic humor is my favorite.

My role model is some magnificent mix of Jack Donaghy, my dad, Sterling Archer, and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I'm looking for anything between a casual pleasure adventure to something long term. It all depends on our connection. I want a girl who will be a good friend and more, whatever that turns out to be. I always have a good time meeting people.
What I’m doing with my life
Journalism student, playing pool, tending bar.

And I'm working on a few freelance articles for a newspaper.

You'll see me on the Daily Show someday.
I’m really good at
Lately, writing, it seems. I've been uncannily improving at playing pool lately. And I do happen to make the world's best omelet.

Somewhat smoothly navigating the pothole plagued roads of western Mass.

Charlie work.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos and my stunning charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you like Arrested Development, we'll get along. Trailer Park Boys.

Reading's cool.

I'm into lots of music and always like hearing new things. Recent/all time favorites are Bob Dylan, Beck, Incubus, Sublime, the Black Keys, Nas, Atmosphere.

I've found music I like in every genre, but I've also found most of it doesn't do anything for me. I'm somewhat of a music cynic.

Any girl who loves to cook gets points in my book. Even more if you'll teach me! I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Women, something to write with, my closest friends, drinks, sunglasses, NPR.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That would depend on my state of mind.

And the semantical contradiction between giving somebody your word and keeping your word.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a concert, bar, pool hall, home, at a party, wherever there's something fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I cook, I silently narrate to myself in Gordon Ramsey's voice.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You'd rather us get to know each other in person than online. Y'know, like humans.

You look good in glasses. Ink is excellent.

Your favorite comedies are: Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, 30 Rock, The League, It's Always Sunny, or anything along those lines.

You want to grab a drink or coffee, play some pool, take a walk in the woods, or any combination of these excellent activities. I'm open for suggestions too.