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tmroberts

28 F Seaside, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Magnets
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

All I ever want to be is FBI Agent Dana Scully.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking, making grilled cheese,napping, staring, laughing, making people happy, finding very random things at thrift stores. IE a giant clown head, that I have yet to figure out what it's for or does. Painting dinosaur figurines, then cutting off their heads and gluing them to plaques.
Laundry.

Also I make buttons.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hump back.

Also, probably about half the clothing that I wear have animals on them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything from Richard Brautigan, Milan Kundera, Denis Johnson, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroghs. I will go on spurts of non-fiction. I've been reading a lot about the subconscious mind, and dreaming (I want to work in a sleep lab and study people's dreams and sleep cycles).

Movies: Big Lebowski, Big Fish, Stardust, Life Aquatic, Anything David Lynch Home Alone 2, Gentlemen Broncos, House, Step Brothers, Naked Lunch, I heart Huckabees, really anything with Jason Schwartzman <3 him, Science of Sleep, Donnie Darko, Harry Potters, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (old), Smiley Face, House (the Japanese version), I'm a Cybory but That's Ok, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Teeth, Office Space, Joe Dirt to name a few. Heavyweights has recently made its way back into my life.
I watch Netflix all the time. I love cheesy 80s movies, horror movies, anything that is ridiculous.
I also watch a lot of documentaries, I mean A LOT.

Television: Twin Peaks, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Tim & Eric, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones (duh), Curb Your Enthusiam, Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Trailer Park Boys, Carnivale, Arrested Development, Flight of the Chonchords, Current tv, America's Funniest Home videos ( and don't say you hate that show bc more than likely if someone has it on you will sit there and watch the whole thing and you will laugh)
I don't really watch much TV; I'd rather listen to music.

Music: I listen to a lot of stuff, and am pretty much open to finding new music to listen to. I am currently into Hall and Oates!!!! Born Ruffians, Sunset Rubdown, Great Lake Swimmers, Evangelicals, Francois Virot, Miniature Tigers, Au, Blind Pilot, Department of Eagles, Horse Feathers, Neon Indian, Sea Wolf, Caribou, Chad Vangaalen, Attic Abasement, Adrian Orange, Hello Shark, Aunt Dracula, Beep Beep, Girl Talk, Ratatat, Bear in Heaven, Hermit Thrushes,Gravenhurst, The Microphones, The Antlers, Passion Pit, Deerhoof, sparklehorse, Adam Green, Of Montreal, Mates of State, Man Man, Al Green, Brian Borcherdt, Broken Social Scene, Coconut Records, Great Lake Swimmers, Islands, Honeycutt, Marc Bolan, Menomena, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ryland Bouchard, The Shins,The Dirty Projectors, Animal Collective, Adrian Orange, Mt. St. Helen's Vietnam Band, Abe Vigoda, A.C. Newman, Band of Horses, Throw Me the Statue, Frightened Rabbit, Cat Stevens, Beruit, Thee Silver Mt. Zion tra-la-la band, really anything 80s as well

Food is good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals, friends, music, books, naps (I'm a pro napper), and water also Richard Brautigan

beer and bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
extremely random things my mind is a cornucopia of ideas and thoughts. Beards, and maybe what I'm going to eat later. Oh and Dinosaurs!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely with people. Maybe going to a show, go to the bar,or hanging out at someones house doing something or nothing. I'm easily entertained. Making collages, going to Waffle House...
Taking long romantic walks to the fridge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Soul patches are a deal breaker.
Also I lied. I'm not very good at doing laundry.
Well in a timely manner that is.

My foots real itchy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a sweet beard, or
if you want to get professional portraits taken together
or you want to give me some free tattoos :)
Maybe you have some good bands you think i should listen to.

Also if you have a business card I probably want it.

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