I used to have more profile pictures, but someone seems to have taken particular offense to the picture of my cute dog licking my toes so OKC decided to remove them. I guess when I think about it, I never did get permission from my dog to post his picture, so maybe it is just as well.
I keep my OKC account mostly because I forgot my Facebook password. I can’t believe that happened, but it did. But that is OK. I had mostly finished up trying to have sex with every girl in my elementary school anyway. All I can say is “thank you Suzy Harrison, now Suzy Monroe of Chicago, Illinois.” You were AWESOME! And don’t worry, your secret is safe with me.
Hah! I actually made all that Facebook stuff up. Most profiles seem a little uninteresting to me so I thought I would add something spicy even if it is untrue. You don't suppose other people lie on their profiles do you? I wonder.
Me? I like to bike and swim. That is mostly because those sports allow me to wear super form fitting clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination and no one seems to mind. I wore my swim suit to work one day and was told it was “inappropriate”. So I like to swim and bike. I don’t like to work as much.
I also don’t like stress too much. I tried meditation once. I got comfortable, counted some beads and blam! my mind all of a sudden went blank. It kind of freaked me out. My thoughts are some of my favorite things so I actually didn't like losing them. So now to relax I watch sports on TV.
BTW, I also almost got a perfect score on my SATs. So if we match less than 50% you might want to go back and check your answers. I am pretty good at these things.