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46 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:39pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Dropped out of masters program
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Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Just perusing the site to see who's "there". (I suppose that "here" is not correct - since I am "here" with my cats - and you aren't.)

At some point I'll fill out the rest of the page. I just know that you are filled with suspense... ...just dying to know what kind of person that I am...

In fact, I suppose that with the lack of any real information here, you are just imagining that I am "tall, dark, and handsome" (or "short, pale, and wimpy" - hey, if that's your thing.). In fact, until you know the truth, I might just be the thing that you are looking for... (hmmm could've worded that better.). ;)

Imagine that I am actually _________(person of your dreams). See the two of us on a romantic evening, enjoying _______(loud music, quiet moonlit stroll, pun/joke telling, delousing) at the ________(lake, concert, game, landfill) as we hold each others' ________(hand, hair, wallet, prosthetics). Look into my ______(blue, brown, hazel, patched) eye(s), and see the reflection of you in the mirror-like tears of ________(adoration, love, allergies, mental breakown).

Now that you have imagined that I am everything you ever wanted, I'll let you in on a little secret... I'm probably none of those things... :).

....there... A life lesson learned, and hourly rates did not apply... :)

Hope I brought a smile to you, and hope you (and eventually I) find what we're looking for. Wishing you sincere best wishes and good luck. Thanks for visiting - sorry there's not more here...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
* Using word of mouth to let people know about TN's agency to obtain child support / court ordered medical payments from deadbeat parents. Please don't deny your child living expenses because you take issue with your ex. Nor should the child's living expenses be misused.
* Donating to charities for children in Appalachia... (holston home is one of my favorites... ...I was shocked by some of the stories, and was compelled to help with what I could. Imagine if not one, but both parents flake out and abandon / abuse the child.)

Please help raise awesome kids, because our generation is screwing things up!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* diet sodas (other than diet coke and diet dr wow (er, diet dr whatever))
* tHe ShIfT kEy
* software vendors whose release numbers are 3, 3.1, 3.14, 3.141. ;)
* clothing colors that are food (oatmeal, mustard, raspberry, grape, mocha, etc. ...btw, I'm waiting for grape-raspberry-lime sorbet plaid)
* Idiot end users who make me relevant
* the number 542.7
* and Imhotep is invisible [Look Around You reference]

...oh yeah, and child, cats, family, god, food, shelter, music, and lawyers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random blog section:
1) be very careful what information you put here publicly... Make sure you go to the questions section and see what answers are public. Imagine if your profile proudly stated your place of employment in a high profile job - and you'd answered the "meaningless sex" question publicly with "yes". Just be careful.
2) Explain how one can be against drugs, refuse to date someone doing drugs (including marijuana), but doesn't mind if they grow marijuana? Are these not exclusive? I'm confused...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
private int endUsersWithClue { return 0; }
//sorry, that is a private thing to declare... :P
You should message me if
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(I'm not looking to date anyone at this time). Just if you want to talk. Note: I don't chat on this site (don't think it works on the iPad anyway) - so I message only.