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toasterfuk

31 / M / straight / Single

Sacramento, California

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6' 7" (2.00m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
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Sign
Cancer
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Kids
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Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am tall, goofy, and cliché.

My Self-Summary

31 years old, 6'7" tall.
Sometimes I pretend I'm a photographer and a writer.

I like music and books and movies and people and gnomes and leprechauns and the tooth fairy. ok, not really. but i like stuff. I like pretty much anything that amuses me, or makes me think, or challenges me, or makes me smile, or makes me feel, or makes me write run-on sentences with lots of commas and conjunctions. Conjunction junction whats your function...

So yeah... stuff.

find me here... http://www.myspace.com/eazycheeze or here... http://www.facebook.com/eazycheeze or here... http://eazycheeze.deviantart.com

What I’m doing with my life

My life and I werent on speaking terms for a long time. We're working on that relationship now. :)

I'm a work in progress.
I come with my share of imperfections.
I'm working on correcting what I can.
Work in Progress.

I’m really good at

Eating.
Making up not-so-clever answers to simple questions.
Complaining.
Tripping over stuff.
Did i mention Eating?

The first things people usually notice about me

Obvious answer: That I'm tall. If I'm sitting down... probably my eyes. /shrug

The six things I could never do without

Music, Love, Laughter, Art, Endless Knowledge, and... um... Donuts.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My hands. and Food.
I love food.

Is it Ironic that 80% of the population use the word Irony incorrectly?

I also like the word Discombobulated. And Boing. Those words make my mouth happy. Much more fun to say than to type. /nod

On a typical Friday night I am

Typical... hmmm... not familiar with this term.

You should message me if

You should message me if you're taller than an ant and shorter than Paul Bunyan. You should message me if you enjoy reading books and eating pie and watching movies and dancing like an idiot and cartoons. (Not neccesarily in that order. Or at the same time.) You should message me if you're bored and/or interesting.