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toasterinabox

28 F Scranton, PA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:09pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi!
My name is Suzi!

I live with my awesome cat Rasputin and I am a total dork. If you want to know more about me, message me. I like to talk (as evidence, see the MASSIVE amount of nonsense I've written below), and I'm friendly and I like talking to new people. *smiles*

I am updating this periodically as I was pretty inactive on here for a few years (recently separated; like I said, any questions, ask.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still working on figuring this one out. Mostly, being awesome. For a living, I'm working in a doctor's office. For life, I'm cooking, crafting (learning to sew, most recently), and trying to remember how to ride a bike. Also, accidentally killing my plants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing the awkward dance. Yes, there's a dance. Oddly enough, it's awkward.

But here in real life, I'm told that I'm a very good cook. I like to eat, and I don't always have access to the varieties of cuisines that I like, so I've learned to make that which I enjoy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my smile. Unless they heard me first. ;p
Also probably that I'm rounder than the average bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm a giant book nerd. I <3 <3 <3 the Harry Potter series (don't judge), and just recently started reading (and read through) the Hunger Games books. (I swear I don't just read YA fiction though.)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy makes me laugh every time, and The Princess Bride is another favorite. I like a lot of classics, I was that jerk in school that liked to read for Lit. To Kill A Mockingbird is one of my favorite books of all time. (I have a weird obsession with books set in the American South) I also enjoy non-fiction, usually social commentary, history, biographies and memoirs. Really though, I'll read anything that I can put my hands on. Recently I've also been reading a LOT of blogs.

Movies: I am woefully behind in my movie watching. It's tragic and embarrassing, and if you want to improve my movie knowledge, I'm all for it, I'll make the popcorn. :) I don't usually watch horror because I'm a big wuss, but other than that I am game. Netflix is helping me expand my horizons (I finally saw The Goonies in 2010), the problem with Netflix being that I keep watching kids movies and documentaries.

TV: I don't have cable, but I DO have dvds and the magic of the internet. I *love* Arrested Development, Community, and The West Wing. I also really like South Park, The Daily Show, Mythbusters, and a bunch of other stuff. I also <3<3<3 stand-up comedy. OH! And Jeopardy! I'm totally obsessed with Jeopardy!

Music: I like some of everything, in pretty much every genre. I'm told that my taste in music is fairly random and often terrible, but I like what I like. I like going to shows, and have seen a variety, from Deftones to Brad Paisley, Nine Inch Nails to Celine Dion (AND she did a tribute to Freddie Mercury, so I have to love her now). I love live performances of anything, music or otherwise.

Food: I love cooking at home as well going out to try new things. I love good beer and wine (and gin, but that can be dangerous). I have a pretty big nerdcrush on Michael Pollan. I love vegetarian and vegan food, but I like variety way too much to give up meat entirely for long. I try to cook seasonally and I've been getting better about choosing local foods. I'm learning to cook more and more ethnic foods at home. I've killed a container garden like four times now, so have accepted that my summer veggies will just have to come from my CSA box. I adore cooking for people, and I collect vintage cookbooks.

Other Random Interests: I love baseball, and I'm a Phillies girl all the way. I also sew (I'm still learning), and I like to ski. Xkcd makes me laugh. Scrabble is my favorite board game. I <3 air hockey :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really? I have to pick just six? I don't like this game anymore....
*grin*
Honestly, when I did this earlier no matter what I put in it sounded silly. But what's really important in my life is my group of friends and my family (really, my friends ARE family). With them, I laugh, and that makes life extra awesome. Also, lists. I'm entirely too scatterbrained to live without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My nights are never typical. ;p
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I have cancer(chronic myelogenous leukemia; I'm in active treatment that is keeping it in remission(a pill, nothing scary); yes I like cancer jokes; no I'm not dying). I forget to tell people...and then it'll come up in conversation (like when I get fired up about healthcare) and it's really awkward and I feel like a jerk. So, consider yourself informed. *smiles*

-I'm recently separated from my husband.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you'd like to get to know me better.
...you can compose a complete sentence.
...you want to help me learn to make cheese.
...you want to get the pants beaten off you at Scrabble.
*smiles*