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toastisajoke

25 M Selden, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i made a lil intro vid about my interests and what i can bring to the table. it says more than the words in this profile could ever say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeMe_-6HxJg

i do some jokes and goofs but also have good and opinions on everything. okay good opinions on some things. i'm no strong man with muscles and i can't sell you bank cars but i can cry real good and i draw or write sometimes. hmu if you wanna talk about sadness and life.
What I’m doing with my life
working a Job. actually it should be a lower case j.

takin' my last two classes for English degree (hah) this summer

i got this poster of garfield w/ sunglasses and it really grounds me in rough times. if this cat surrounded by crazy characters like oodie and john arbuckles can keep his cool, dammit so can i.
I’m really good at
using proper grammar and proofreadinb
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm afraid it usually initially come off as brooding and off-putting like Kinski but once i come out of my Schell i reveal myself to be a fun and charming, like a Waltz

also people usually notice immediately that i can only name three german actors off the top of my head

update: i think at least one of those guys was austrian actually. sorry. now i look like a total Freud
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Samuel Beckett is my dog. So is Gordon Lish and James Joyce and more old white men. Such as: Hubert Selby Jr., John Barth, William Shakesberg. There's more stuff I love but am not familiar enough with the author's work to be like YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE KATE MANSFIELD after reading a few of her stories. But the stories I have read have been awesome and beautiful.

On the comics-wise side, been reading Osamu Tezuka and Fletcher Hanks recently. Crazy Arty webcomics like A Lesson Is Learned and Perfect Stars were a huge part of my teenagehood. KC Green is a genius but we all know that already. So on and so on.

Movies: Recently mostly Jean Rollin stuff. Errol Morris. Other than that the usual. PT Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Jared Hess.

TV: Man you lose steam listing things. Okay: Arrested Development, Tim and Eric and all that that entails, Veep, Peep Show, Always Sunny, Darkplace

Music: Thinking Fellers, Ween, Radiohead, Kanye, Beefheart, you know what it's probably just easier to look at my last.fm

http://www.last.fm/user/LAMBtron2232
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sat down to do my taxes and ended up rewriting my okc profile instead. good
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating