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30 / M / Straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i like to watch between two ferns on repeat.

i also eat a lot of cheese straight out of the fridge with my fingers. my roommates find this odd. i just need the cheese that badly.

now that you have those two juicy and revealing (?) morsels, it's time for my bio: i was born in japan, raised in ct, went to college in cambridge, mass and recently finished grad school in ny.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm an actor, tv/film/stage, i'm a screenwriter, and i produced a documentary
I’m really good at
cooking-but fair warning if you come eat at my apartment i'm notorious about doing these elaborate meals that always take longer than i think they're going to and then everyone's eating at 10 pm-which i do sort of intentionally because i really like cocktail hour (or 3) because it means that there's a lot to look forward to in the night-in other words, i like delayed gratification
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair and my eyes-thanks grandpa and thanks mom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
THE LIVES OF OTHERS is my favorite movie. it's german, about a playwright/actress couple being spied on by the stasi in east berlin in the 80s. if you haven't seen it, please do. it'll blow your mind.

dude, i am chomping at the bit for the return of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. seriously, NO TOUCHING.

also, i love my daily bedtime fix of PEMA CHODRON, who's this awesome nova scotian buddhist nun.
The six things I could never do without
orange juice in the morning-it's like trainspotting in my apartment before i get orange juice
german beer (radeberger, hofbrau munchen, jever, spaten-truly anything) and huge german beer steins
my glasses/contacts-let's just say that without them, i should not operate heavy machinery
shitty dance music (robyn, rihanna, etc.)-it's fun and funny
my grandpa's enormous silver martini shaker-i don't actually use it because it's a family heirloom, but it sits on my shelf and makes me think of how much fun my grandpa must have had going around refilling people's martini glasses during house parties in the 50s
my aunt, who's like my second mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
this incredible day-drinking pool party i once went to in encino, california
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to make my way through the sea of strollers in my neighborhood. this is exhausting and takes till saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i REALLY liked studio 60 on the sunset strip and was genuinely upset when it was cancelled
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're kinda weird and and kinda funny and kinda smart and you kinda want to hang and see if we should get weird together