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toddler84

30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:01am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from the Midwest and apparently it shows. I really enjoy science, video and board games, politics, order, chaos, nature, and puppies. I occasionally hug trees. Laughter and humor are beautiful things and both are core to my being. I am pretty goofy and also quite clumsy. I am left-handed, left-brained, and left-wing! My middle name is Todd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a PhD in Plant Genetics from UCD. During the day I work for a law firm in downtown SF doing IP analysis. During the evening I spend significant amounts of time thinking about this and that, or eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
handling situations that cause most other people to have meltdowns...it's a gift! I can also manipulate the fabric of life with biodegradable tools.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my booming laugh or my deep voice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lord of the Rings and all the books I read on the physics of time travel, they were very interesting

Movies: Donnie Darko, I Heart Huckabees, Forest Gump, Contact. I love cheesy horror and sci fi in general

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, True Blood, Weeds, Dead Like Me, Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time

Music: lots of different things, depends on the day. It's usually electrotrash.

Food: if it's edible I will probably eat it and love it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family, laughter, sunny days, my laptop, peanut butter, and resurrection hubs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to solve problems, so I tend to think about solutions to random problems I see at any moment.

I also spend some time thinking about the obvious things, like the concept of obviousness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solving for x, decoding the chaos, or salvaging emotional shipwrecks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think milk is awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want me to big spoon the hell out of you. You want to big spoon the hell out of me. You like spoons. Or...you are just a friendly person and want to say hi.