I often make grand statements that truth be told, I only have partial belief in: 'I'm a vegetarian'. But I eat lamb and bacon. 'I'm very clean'. But I let my cat lick my face. 'I'm not into sports'. But please don't talk during The Crowd Goes Wild.
I am confused by Twitter, I don't have an iPhone, and I have no idea what bands are in the current Top 40. But I am skilled with a shotgun, will be honest when you are trying on new clothes, will always turn up in costume, and I could assist in removal of your bone marrow (you know, if you needed that done).