I am hesitant to complete this section. I feel like next week, I will need to update it to reflect whichever bandwagon I am on at the time. I am quite fickle. So I probably will. Though I have limited commitment to any task. So maybe I won't.

I often make grand statements that truth be told, I only have partial belief in: 'I'm a vegetarian'. But I eat lamb and bacon. 'I'm very clean'. But I let my cat lick my face. 'I'm not into sports'. But please don't talk during The Crowd Goes Wild.

I am confused by Twitter, I don't have an iPhone, and I have no idea what bands are in the current Top 40. But I am skilled with a shotgun, will be honest when you are trying on new clothes, will always turn up in costume, and I could assist in removal of your bone marrow (you know, if you needed that done).

Working for a charity on human protection issues and disaster response operations/logistics. It is a job that I would do for free - if I didn't have bills to pay. Or have more plans to travel. Or need a new dress.

Over thinking things. Like if I am really helping a snail that is crossing a footpath by moving him to the nearest garden, so he doesn't get squashed by pedestrians. Or if I have actually just destroyed his social support because I have broken his slime trail and now the rest of his family won't be able to find him.

If I am at work, it will be my steely eyes of determination. If I am in a social setting, it will be that I am not paying attention.

Books: World Conflicts (Patrick Brogan) is the only book I have read a small section of and subsequently religiously hunted down to purchase and read cover to cover. So maybe that?
Movies: The Other Guys (Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg). Hilarious.
Music: I know no situation that cannot be enhanced or resolved by Queen.
Food: I have recently decided to start weight lifting, so my favourite foods at the moment are anything high in protein that allow me to avoid eating cottage cheese to make up my numbers. Cottage cheese is the worst of all cheeses. Corn is nature’s candy.

My girlfriends
My toothbrush
Honesty
My BlackBerry
Comedians
Delete buttons on digital cameras

How creepy I would be if my sunglasses lens were actually my eyes. Big alien eyes. Look at my profile pic. Creepy as fuck.

Pre-Friday night drinks, I am trying to convince myself that this weekend is the weekend I will clear out my wardrobe. Post-Friday night drinks I am trying to convince my office to come dancing with me.

I am a mermaid-agnostic.

You can string a coherent message together. Or even if it is not coherent, if you mention space fairies, we are good to go.