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tofu_terrorist

25 Ramsey, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i am not hip, i am not with it, but i think we can be friends just the same.
recently moved in with my mother (ladies ladies calm down, form an orderly line.) lookin' for people to hang out with, not so much to smooch-mouths with...
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to make something beautiful, occasionally succeeding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a fool of myself... dancing in public to no music at all, hand holding, cooking, telling the truth, thinking up really good ideas i'll never act on... sewing my friends' clothing, eating food way too fast... giving myself stomach aches... being allergic to things... making silly faces at little kids, using "then" and "than" properly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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slanty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
bottomless bellybutton, siddhartha, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the lorax, where the wild things are, the dune series, ender's game, einstein's dreams, B.F.G., blankets, stranger in a strange land, house of leaves, empty notebooks!

movies:
waking life, howl's moving castle, garden state, re-po man (not re-po... or re-po men), science of sleep, machinist, monty python and the holy grail, hook, the dreamers, where the wild things are, love and other drugs, it's kind of a funny story

music:
short answer:
recently a lot of hip hop. mostly underground (doomtree is my favorite crew) but i mean... "biggie smalls is the illest" and ALWAYS "wu-tang forever"... but my roots are dug deep and and through punk and ska music. really i listen to just about everything... have a look at my...
long answer:
doomtree, cecil otter, shins, sage francis, aesop rock, ratatat, p.o.s., big pun, ill bill, buck 65, notorious b.i.g., wu-tang clan, old dirty bastard, immortal technique, the specials, kings of nothing, catch 22, streetlight manifesto, operation ivy, the planet smasher, leftover crack, no cash, morning glory, choking victim, sfh, rage against the machine, against me!, good clean fun, limp wrist, dead milk men, anti-flag, nickel creek, mogwai, broken social scene, belle and sebastian, modest mouse, beta band, gorillaz, polyphonic spree, arcade fire, tilly and the wall, animal collective, mamas and papas, kings of convenience, weakerthans, neutral milk hotel, decemberists, pogues, flashlight brown, mischief brew, andrew jackson jihad, defiance ohio, ghost mice, captain chaos, spoonboy, madeline, this bike is a pipe bomb, johnny cash, mamas and papas, frank sinatra

food:
food's a funny story. i'm a vegan. and i'm allergic to soy and most fruits... but eating is one thing in this world that i truly love doing.

i LOVE spicy food. cheeseless pizza covered in veggies (especially onions, spinach,and jalapenos), bread with hummus, and pesto all fill me with happiness... YUM!

oh yeah... sour patch kids, tofu, avocados, and tobasco sauce, all make my day!

one more thing... NUTRITIONAL YEAST
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- smiles from strangers
2- high-fives
3- tea... been drinking a lot more of that recently... earl gray
4- adhesives... i like to stick things to other things... tape, glue, anything will do... (rhymed by accident!)
5- trees to climb
6- sunshine...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many syllables the statement you just made had in it... maybe it'll fit into a haiku.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i'm cooking dinner... using way too much garlic... trying to fall asleep... having a late night picnic?... walking aimlessly... trying to read a book... maybe succeeding at that... working on an art project or two... doubtful that i'm succeeding at those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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closet optimist
You should message me if
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you over use commas, love the sound of rain on tin roofs, will dance with me on the double yellow at 4 in the morning, love flowers, are a feminist, will let me hold doors for you.

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