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tofuftw

29 M Coventry, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
this is my profile
made mainly out of haikus
message me as such

no longer looking
now with cartoonandpizza
we are so awesome ♥♥♥
What I’m doing with my life
i work in science
analytical chemist
is my job title
I’m really good at
growing manly beards
being an elitist prick
judging your choices
The first things people usually notice about me
luxurious beard
unending narcissism
and maybe my bike
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Architecture books
bare concrete, steel glass and wood
Ando and so on

boring comic books
where nobody is happy
and nothing happens

philosophy texts
on morality and faith
to make me look deep

Stalker, Bladerunner,
Melancholia, Rubber
The Life Aquatic

that's not a haiku!
just a load of name dropping
cleverly arranged

cheesy cooking shows
come dine with me, dinner date
are my favourites

Doom, post rock, drone, hardcore, noise, electronic. No name dropping.
Italian, Thai, Korean, Indian, whatever as long as its vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
material things;
phone, laptop, records and books
my bike and a watch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
all the things I'd like
nice clothes, nice girls, nice housing
and if I'll get them
On a typical Friday night I am
growing out my beard
honing an axe, wearing plaid
playing mountain man
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A girl once asked if I caught all the pokemon. I lied and said I did.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I accept wooing
in 5 7 5 structure
nothing else will do

ladies use haiku
iambic pentameter;
the choice of floozies.

If you want to play MTG, Netrunner or Mahjong (International Tourny, Rīchi and HK)