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tofuftw

30 Coventry, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this is my profile
made mainly out of haikus
message me as such

no longer looking
now with cartoonandpizza
we are so awesome ♥♥♥
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i work in science
analytical chemist
is my job title
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
growing manly beards
being an elitist prick
judging your choices
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
luxurious beard
unending narcissism
and maybe my bike
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Architecture books
bare concrete, steel glass and wood
Ando and so on

boring comic books
where nobody is happy
and nothing happens

philosophy texts
on morality and faith
to make me look deep

Stalker, Bladerunner,
Melancholia, Rubber
The Life Aquatic

that's not a haiku!
just a load of name dropping
cleverly arranged

cheesy cooking shows
come dine with me, dinner date
are my favourites

Doom, post rock, drone, hardcore, noise, electronic. No name dropping.
Italian, Thai, Korean, Indian, whatever as long as its vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
material things;
phone, laptop, records and books
my bike and a watch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all the things I'd like
nice clothes, nice girls, nice housing
and if I'll get them
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
growing out my beard
honing an axe, wearing plaid
playing mountain man
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A girl once asked if I caught all the pokemon. I lied and said I did.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I accept wooing
in 5 7 5 structure
nothing else will do

ladies use haiku
iambic pentameter;
the choice of floozies.

If you want to play MTG, or Mahjong (International Tourny, Rīchi and HK)

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