I have been trained to leave the toilet seat down!
What sets me a part from every other person on OKCupid is that I beat to my own set of drums; snare and tom-tom.
I stay true to who I really am for the positive and the negative which means my filter is either turned off or usually broken!
I am anti-wooing (unless you're Ric Flair) and anti-chasing!
In contrast, I also contain a silly, playful, dorky persona & sense of humor with such sayings as you put the animosity between the Coldplay singer against Beyoncé & Bruno Mars!
I definitely know what I desire and what I can offer others.
I'm seeking a woman who possesses a positive personality, keeps the drama to a low roar, and doesn't intentionally seek out negative attention.
Furthermore, I have no problem taking charge! Whether it's a bull in a China shop, a Civil War general on the battlefield, or an A/C adapter for my Android tablet!
I love to pleasure a woman intellectually, mentally, emotionally, and physically.
I'm looking for giving friends with yummy benefits.
If you're not giving as a friend or sexually selfish (pillow princess); I am NOT interested!
Have a desire to know what else I'm looking for when it comes to relationships and women? Get to the very bottom of my profile to find out!
Think you're truly ready to handle me - even without free shipping or delivery?
Find me uncensored on Google by searching for togeekischic and click on the first search result.
Chat me on Kik - sheepythenightlight
Live within my geographical area (of which I list at the very end of my profile) if you expect me to communicate with you in ANY aspect.
Movies can range from comedies to sci-fi and action. Some of my favorites are Austin Powers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Despicable Me, Ice Age, Transformers, and Indiana Jones.
TV Shows - I like watching Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and National Geographic. Of course, you can't forget Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Salem, Silicon Valley, Extant, Shaun The Sheep, The Goldbergs, Boondocks, Masters of Sex, True Blood, Blunt Talk, Dr. Ken, Last Week Tonight, F Is For Family, Supergirl, Into the Badlands, and Orange is the New Black.
Food - I love Jewish deli, Mexican, and American BBQ. I also like Chinese, Cuban, Greek, Italian, Boston Market, Jersey Mikes, Tijuana Flats, and even veggie burgers!
In regards to music, I am a VERY big fan and it revolves around my life! I listen to mostly alternative rock, punk, and ska. Yet, I do vary my genres with dance, house, booty, techno, jazz, 80s, rap, disco, oldies, and classical. I also excel at making awesome mixed genre CDs!
Some of my favorite bands and artists I’m listening to currently are the following: Green Day, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Christina Perri, AC/DC, Adele, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Three Days Grace, No Doubt, Linkin Park, Nicki Minaj, Bruno Mars, Flo Rida, Simple Plan, Trey Songz, Soundgarden, The Script, Gym Class Heros, Lenny Kravitz, Karmin, Lifehouse, Ke$ha, Incubus, Volbeat, Staind, Maroon 5, Alanis Morissette, Offspring, Katy Perry, Seether, Olly Murs, Cher Lloyd, Rita Ora, Chevelle, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Five Finger Death Punch, Nickelback, David Guetta, Far East Movement, Carly Jepsen, Britney Spears, Robin Thicke, Daft Punk, Bullet for My Valentine, Godsmack, Hardwell, Gorillaz, Van Halen, Imagine Dragons, Nirvana, Snoop Dogg, Sublime, Disturbed, Owl City, Theory of a Deadman, Dave Matthews, Three Days Grace, Walk The Moon, Janet Jackson, Coldplay, and many more!
4. Food & Water
6. Foreplay, afterplay, affection, & love.
I am pro squirrel too; because they're nuts!
I am also petting zoo compatible; find me a fair and I'm there!
I don't see my glass as being ½ full...I make sure it's in the dishwasher getting cleaned :)
I am family orientated and still hug or kiss my parents whenever I see them.
I also highly value any friendships I do have and don't take people or my good fortunate for granted. Therefore, quality comes before quantity!
In terms of my actual hobbies, I like to play card games, bowling, mini golf, movies, go karts, shooting pool, video games, sleeping, Starbucks, animals, nature, music, computers, technology, restaurants, dining, concerts, amusement parks, working out, movies, and even wrestling!
Reside in Southeastern Florida (Palm Beach, Broward, and Dade counties ONLY! )
You have an outgoing personality and can easily express yourself.
My disclaimer on potentially more than just friendship and fooling around...
Friendship chemistry is the first foundation, being sexually compatible is the second foundation, and a compelling, monogamous relationship is the third foundation.
If you truly desire a meaningful & worthwhile relationship with me (after friends with benefits has been successfully established), I'm going to make you work - like Iggy Azalea!
NO smokers or drug users!
BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL SHAPE!
I have no problem with you drinking in moderation.
You MUST have your own transportation!
Contact me if you are big into positive change, self-improvement, and bettering your life to others around you. In addition to this, seek me out if you like animals, nature, and pets.
Come my way if you are looking for your best friend & lover in good times and bad!
I desire a woman to be affectionate (hugging, holding, kissing, snuggling, cuddling, licking, sucking, and giving/getting massages) and can show lots of TLC with No Scrubs or Little People Big World.
I am very affectionate and will happily provide all of the colorful adjectives listed above to someone worthwhile!
If you already have children, I am kid friendly!
I have no preference for ethnic background; we are all the human race.
I am not very religious so it doesn't matter whether you're Jewish or not.
If you're game, I'm kosher turkey....gobble!