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30 M Garden Grove, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy-going, laid back guy. I'm usually down to try anything, but some of my favorite activities are sports (basketball, hockey, volleyball, softball), trivia nights, game nights (all sorts of games), karaoke, concerts or whatever else sounds fun. I also enjoy a quiet night in, watching movies, T.V. shows or playing video games. I must admit I have fallen deeply in love with Netflix.

Message me if you like: Columbo, The Simpsons, They Might Be Giants, jumbles, crossword puzzles, Ken Ken, all 4 color cards in Cranium, Michael Jordan, Wet Hot American Summer, 90s music, All That Remains, Cindy Lauper, Edward Norton, light blue, or Disney movies.

Or message me if you have your own list of random things you like (that you don't mind me relentlessly mocking).

Mostly, if you like being goofy, have a "unique" sense of humor (read: laughed multiple times while reading this), or - most importantly - like to have fun, we should talk!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a computer programmer and an active member at my church. I'm out most nights doing many of the above activities but still usually get one night to myself to just recover!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and smile, being loud, remembering random things, listening, solving problems, rambling...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses? Maybe my hair, I'm not really sure; it's kind of a weird question...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: (500) Days of Summer, Airplane!, Amelie, Anchorman, Baseketball, Battle Royale, Blazing Saddles, the Bourne series, Catch Me If You Can, Clue, Cube series, Equilibrium, Fight Club, Heathers, History of the World: Part I, Hot Fuzz, Inglourious Basterds, Kick-Ass, Kung Fu Hustle, Momento, Minority Report, Naked Gun series, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Primal Fear, Princess Bride, The Prestige, Seven, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, Wet Hot American Summer, Pixar movies (can you tell I just went through my movie collection and picked what jumped out? Can you also tell my movies are alphabetized?)

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Clerks: the Animated Series, Home Movies, Simpsons, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stella, Venture Bros, Flight of the Conchords, Freakazoid, Animaniacs

Music: I have a pretty eclectic music taste. I generally like anything rock. I love 90's pop music. Some of my favorite bands are System of a Down, Pain, Hot Hot Heat, They Might Be Giants, At the Drive-In, Cake, Relient K, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, Matt & Kim, Muse, Paramore, The Postal Service, The Shins, Silversun Pickups, Tenth Avenue North, David Crowder Band (see comment for movies, replace "movie collection" with iTunes)

Food: A lot. Mexican is my fallback

I'm expanding the favorites section because it's too boring...

Video Game: Minecraft, Kingdom Hearts, Portal, old DOS or SNES games

Table Game: Cards Against Humanity, Settlers of Catan, Penny Arcade card game, Taboo, Cranium

Poker Game: Open-face Chinese Poker, 7 stud high-low

Bluth: GOB

Fünke: Tobias (duh!)

Color: Carolina blue

Team: Angels, Tar Heels

Number: 27 (however, I'm thinking of changing to 73)

Paradox: This sentence is a lie

Arithmetic/grammatical cross over character: !

Drink: Coca-cola

Beer: Redchair by Deschutes

Greek Myth: Oedipus Rex (because of the irony, not the incest!)

If I think of more I'll add them later. Or you can always ask!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Humor
4. Music
5. Games
6. Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New things to put in my new and improved "favorites" section
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing any number of things. It depends on the week. Read the self-summary for a list of possible activities.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up in person. I'm sorry, but I'm not a huge fan of going back and forth through messages when you can learn as much about someone in a 5 minute face-to-face conversation. It's just not natural for me. I'm not saying we have to meet right away. I understand wanting to talk online first to get to know each other a little bit. However, I don't feel like spending weeks messaging only to have the same amount of interaction we could in one night face-to-face. Plus, if you're anything like me, you like face-to-face conversation better anyway.

Otherwise, if you like what you see, you should message me (or, more likely, reply to my message ;)