I miss a LOT of pop-culture references. All over the place. Some people think my childhood was culturally devoid, but really I just grew up on cartoons from the 30s-50s, Twin Peaks, National Geographic/Zoo Books, and the oldies radio station that BobFM replaced.
I have two cats who either shed on everything, or just everything that's black (It depends how logical I feel like being.), regardless, I will have cat hair all over me. It's a thing. I don't fight it.
I high-five myself. A lot. It's become a bad habit. I also sing about things I'm doing when I feel awkward, and I sing to my cats.
I don't have a car, right now. If you ask me "How derp you get around without a car?" I will look at that message and just go all jackiechanface.jpg. Obviously magic.