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tokesnjokes

25 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Less than a year now living in California. Trying to set some roots still.

Curious guy with curious ways. Love to learn blah bblah blahhh

Society is full of shit. PROGRESS is overrated. Actually it is harmful. Why is our society always getting its dick hard over being 'productive'? "If you're not working 9-5 M-F you are useless. It is great slaving away the majority of your time to a cause you could give two shits about!" Why can't finding peace and happiness for the self and all be included in this stigma? They oughta. At the same time this doesn't work. Not every person can sit around taking fat bong rips, exploring nature, doing something personally fulfilling... Or can they? I haven't found a sustainable way of life that fulfills me in any other way than having cash moneyz$$, and fear I may never. Alas I remain perpetually confused but ponderous---thoughtful but answerless.

Hi everyone. I like to rant and sometimes use this page as a sort of public diary, as I don't have a physical or private one. Maybe the above will help some find a commonality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to San Clemente to find a new job as a Chemist. The Science industry actually exists as compared to South Florida's, where I moved from.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vidya games, Math (minored in it eh), Chemistry (majored in that eh), and being an honest chap.

People say I'm a good drinking buddy unless they're annoyed by my inevitably obnoxious behavior. It's all in good fun mate
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dark-haired
Ridiculous laugh
Interesting remarks
Glasses
Hayandsum Young Man
Italian/Greek/Polish/French/Irish
Low tolerance for bullshit unless there are ensuing shenanigans to be had
Often shy
Sometimes outspoken/going
Daring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Eh... THIS section... Lol.

Well, currently watching Orange is the New Black and lovin it. I am greatly anticipating the second season of The Legend of Korra in September.

This section bores me tbh. Most people like the same tv. Some lean towards anime, others complete shit like bad sitcoms or chick flicks (admittedly enjoy some but some are just... Yeesh)

Same goes for food. I dont care. Im the farthest you could ever be from a picky eater. I am a human garbage disposal. However, growing up I was intensely choosey. I didn't eat ANY tomatoes until 8th grade or so, for example. Only ketchup and pureed.

Books. Actually it is very interesting to share this interest. Unfortunately I am very unread. I am not ashamed to admit this, but not proud.
My fav books: The Hobbit, Harry Pothead series, Brave New World, Hunger Games series, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Game of Thrones (book1, currently reading book2 :-] )
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seafood
Mi madre
my best pal JORGE and 2 other mutual best friends
Anything that alters perception
Love

aaaaand an older self would've stated Herb, but it ain't necessary. Only a wondrous commodity at best. But i only say this because i am forced/obligated to stop my heinous deeds to society of combusting a stinky plant!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Why and How behind everything, in general and specifically.

Why am I? What am I?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking profusely, playing World of Warcraft for its Arena, or [hopefully] surrounding myself with good company

Relaxing hard
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose is kinda fucked up. I used to compare it to Bukowski's infamous schnoz, but it most definitely isn't as severe. It is very sensitive. So sometimes it'll look worse than another.

I'm pretty insecure about it, but I am slowly giving less and less fucks.

Oh yeah, I like to play WoW, but I already said that. I'll think of other things sometime. I'm a pretty open person with these sorta things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're not pissy.