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toltz

38 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days...Love to play music, listen to it, run to get exercise, go to happy hours, and cook new recipes when I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach people how to use the Internet in order to fund my adventures, and figuring the rest out along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impressions, beatboxing, and telling you a story that you think is fake but that's actually real. I also somehow collect tons of musical instruments that I intend to learn to play, some more successfully than others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read great stories, watch pretty much any movie/show, love live music, and will eat anything at least once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always wonder what random people are doing right at that very moment? For example, what do you think Patrick Stewart is doing right now? Or Chelsea Clinton? Or George Clinton?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully having a cold beer and watching some kick ass music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I applied to be on Survivor once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take life too seriously, but are are down to grab a drink and chat about serious things and stupid shit too.