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33 Oxford, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Tom has an eight inch penis, a six figure salary and an IQ of one hundred and forty seven.

Well, two out of three isn't bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it up as I go along.

No, really. I'm a writer. I do good with the words thing. Currently writing a fantasy novel, but I'll turn my hands to anything that has words in it and could be rearranged to enter the mind better. Try asking me to edit your profile!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating, which is actually more about listening well than talking well.

I can cook. I attribute this to the modicum of common sense that I possess, although it could also be entirely down to luck.

Can I say "kissing" here without sounding cocky? I can assure you it's borne entirely of enthusiasm rather than volume of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told that I have nice eyes. They are possibly better suited for looking at than through. Astigmatism kinda sucks.

I will also surprise people with my wit at times, although this is usually after looking thoughtful in a corner for a few minutes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Tove Jansson, Robert Jordan, George RR Martin, Robin Hobb, Iain M Banks, Frank Herbert

QI, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, @midnight, Doctor Who (1963-1989), True Detective, Daredevil

I am virtually musically illiterate about anything from this century. Someone who knows their way around the various scenes would be helpful in this regard. Stuff I do like: AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Thin Lizzy, Fleetwood Mac, Johnny Cash, Heart, Muse, Nightwish, Whitesnake, "Weird Al" Yankovic
You should message me if
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I would like to use this opportunity to extend the offer of one (1) free hug to any accredited healthcare professionals that might be reading this. You're all bloody wonderful.

You should also send me a note if you'd like to go cycling around Oxford, collaborate on the Guardian crossword, or play Minecraft together all afternoon.

A Note: I am sadly aware that men on dating sites are pretty awful as a species. I wish I wasn't one of them, but I'm kind of attached to my genitals. Literally and/or figuratively. Women find themselves on the receiving end of an inordinate number of messages, of varying levels of incoherence or presumptuousness. As part of a conscious effort not to be part of the problem, I promise not to send any unsolicited messages. I hope it helps.