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32 Oxford, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not so much a self-summary, more a self-autumnal. (How you regard the calibre of this pun will tell you if it's worth continuing further or just mashing Hide until it all goes away.)

Things I Value:
Intelligence, creativity, tea, compassion, feminism, intersectionality, marmite, clearly formatted nutritional information panels, Nintendo's back catalogue

Things I Abhor:
Racism, misogyny, xenophobia, absolute moral certitude, bananas, the Daily Mail, people who believe what they read in the Daily Mail, The Big Bang Theory
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I rearrange words in order to find the most aesthetically pleasing sentences. More often, I find excuses to procrastinate.

I am writing a novel. (It's a philosophical treatise on the nature of mortality, possibly disguised as a story in which a guy goes around punching vampires in the face.)

I am also in the middle of two screenplays, have impractical ideas for a handful more, and occasionally find myself doing things like plays and poems and lyrics but they're not really my forte.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As you may have already detected, I have the ability to form complete sentences, fully utilising the wonders of spelling, grammar, capitalisation, and punctuation; even semicolons and Oxford commas!

One could go on to say that I am a cunning linguist, but that would be terrible and I'm clearly above that sort of behaviour.

I can cook. Pizzas are a speciality. Most recipes are within my wheelhouse. I attribute this to having a modicum of common sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A real human being actually said to me once "You'd make a good lesbian." I believed her.

When I'm not having my gender identity thrown into flux, people have been complimentary about my eyes. Or that I've said something funny and they may not have been expecting me to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If Tove Jansson's Moomin tales have not made their way into your life, rectify this omission immediately.

Other authors I found hugely influential:
Robert Jordan, George RR Martin, Robin Hobb, Iain M Banks, Frank Herbert

QI, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, @midnight, Doctor Who (1963-1989), Game of Thrones, True Detective.

I am virtually musically illiterate about anything from this century. Someone who knows their way around the various scenes would be helpful in this regard. Stuff I do like: AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Thin Lizzy, Fleetwood Mac, Johnny Cash, Heart, Muse, Nightwish, Whitesnake, "Weird Al" Yankovic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know the version of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs where someone has scrawled "wifi" across the entire bottom of the pyramid? Yeah, so very, very true.

Yorkshire Tea is my Ketracel White.

I would also have literally dropped dead if the gorgeous people of the NHS weren't looking out for me. Thanks Aneurin! <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does that apostrophe really go there? No? Are you sure? I could have sworn "Potatoe's" was correct?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I would like to use this opportunity to extend the offer of one (1) free hug to any accredited healthcare professionals that might be reading this. You're all bloody wonderful.

You should also send me a note if you'd like to go cycling around Oxford, collaborate on the Guardian crossword, or play Minecraft together all afternoon.

A Note: I am sadly aware that men on dating sites are pretty awful as a species. I wish I wasn't one of them, but I'm kind of attached to my genitals. Literally and/or figuratively. Women find themselves on the receiving end of an inordinate number of messages, of varying levels of incoherence or presumptuousness. As part of a conscious effort not to be part of the problem, I promise not to send any unsolicited messages. I hope it helps.