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27 Tyseley, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:10pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Graduated from university
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look, yeah, you don't like me and I don't like you, but we've got a job to do here so how about we put all that aside and try and get this sorted out. Obviously there are deadlines at stake here.

(Please note: I may actually like you. I'm choosing to keep my cards quite close to my chest at this point.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job in a building in the centre of a town that just so happens to be Birmingham. The IT department have just recently upgraded me from a regular PC monitor to a widescreen PC monitor, so obviously I must be quite a big deal.

I rent a one-bedroom flat. I own (among other things) a television, a George Foreman grill, and a crowbar. I have a gold tooth, but I'm not sure whether I own that or not come to think of it, all property is theft anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can do this thing where I clap one hand against the other while clicking my fingers between each clap.

I am good at experiencing the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I exist within three physical dimensions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like good television, mediocre films, and bad music.

If you want to play Pokémon with me, my friend code is 3754-7327-4463. Anyone accepted!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I always think the answers to this question would be particularly helpful to any potential torturer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I do all my thinking on Twitter. It is @tomOdaighre if you want any sort of insight into my internal monologue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep, eventually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birthmark on my penis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. If you think I will want you to, (I probably will want you to, if that helps). Fair play to any of you who are looking for "just friends", but I have plenty of friends, and am sort of looking for someone to be more than friends with. Unless you are saying "just friends" to be coy and are actually mad up for some smooching.