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27 M Tyseley, UK

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look, yeah, you don't like me and I don't like you, but we've got a job to do here so how about we put all that aside and try and get this sorted out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in Birmingham city centre with loads of people who are experts in things.

I live in a house that is too cold. I am saving up to buy one of those bladeless Dyson fan/heaters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Silly voices.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard probably, which has been described as 'Galifianakian', or, if you're mean, 'Justin Lee Collinsesque'. Oh, and very small hands. I took keyboard lessons when I was about twelve but gave up in a huff when I kept straining my digits trying to reach from one end of an octave t't'other.

I wish I could get away with calling people "comrade" without them thinking I'm taking the piss. If I call you "comrade", you will probably notice that I have done that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like good television, mediocre films, and bad music.

If you want to play Pokémon with me, my friend code is 3754-7327-4463. Anyone accepted!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone.
By extension, a phone charger.
Distance from my family.
By extension, my family.
A nice warm coat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I do all my thinking on Twitter. It is @tomOdaighre if you want any sort of insight into my internal monologue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep, eventually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birthmark on my penis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. If you think I will want you to, (I probably will want you to, if that helps). Fair play to any of you who are looking for "just friends", but I have plenty of friends, and am sort of looking for someone to be more than friends with. Unless you are saying "just friends" to be coy and are actually mad up for some smooching.