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tomface

30 M Maple Shade, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a very laid back, lighthearted person who can find humor in almost any situation. Take some South Park, mix in some Monty Python, a few dashes of sarcasm, and you will approximately have my sense of humor. I work hard every week, and I actually enjoy my job, which is a luxury that many people do not have. I am a huge Phillies/Eagles fan which has been extra torturous this year, but I love going to the games. I am willing to try anything once...well, within reason anyway. I try to exercise and stay active, time permitting, but I certainly wouldn't call myself a health nut. The universe amazes me, and I can spend hours pondering why we're here and what else is out there. If you think you know the answer, be sure to let me know
What I’m doing with my life
Everything has been focused on work lately. In the last 6 months I have gone from Lockheed Martin to Vanguard to The Federal Reserve. I'm thinking that will be my last jump for a long time.
I’m really good at
Hmm..well, I am told I am really good at my job. I am good at math, making people laugh when I am not even trying to, reciting lyrics from any Red Hot Chili Peppers song, video games, juggling.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I honestly have no idea. They say, "holy crap that is an awesome guy."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see here...
Books: Can't say I have been much of a recreational reader lately, but my brother keeps trying to get me to read the Lord of the Rings books.
Movies: The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, the original Star Wars trilogy, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Wedding Crashers, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, etc
Music: mostly classic and 90's rock.
Food: Supreme tacos/burritos, steak + A1, angel hair + meatballs, Ben & Jerry's, etc
The six things I could never do without
Family
Sleep
Music
Computer
Cell Phone
Ice Cream!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work...music...the universe...why Geico commercials are so stupid...etc
On a typical Friday night I am
The same answer as every other person in the world, "well, i am either relaxing at home or out with friends."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well....I'm a closet heterosexual...I secretly love the Phillies which isn't tolerated around here in Philadelphia...I am embarrassed to say that I am generally happy and make enough money to live comfortably...don't tell anyone this...it's embarrassing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are an honest, kind, motivated person. We share the same interests. You love to laugh. You like to try new things. You can handle a little sarcasm and throw some back. You think my pictures are dead sexy or can at least look at them for more than 10 seconds without vomiting.