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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I am a very laid back, lighthearted person who can find humor in almost any situation. Take some South Park, mix in some Monty Python, a few dashes of sarcasm, and you will approximately have my sense of humor. The majority of my time has been devoted to my job over the past few years, and I have finally landed where I want to be, so now I am relaxing and focusing on my other goals in life. I am looking for someone to try new things and just enjoy the ride with. If you are intelligent, self-sufficient, a movie buff, a philly sports fan, and not a radical fundamentalist christian, then you are already way ahead of the game. I am also currently looking for a lunch buddy in Center City because my co-workers don't like to venture into the city much, so if you just want to grab a casual lunch, feel free to let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
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Career-wise, I am currently a software developer at the Federal Reserve in Philly. I had also worked for Lockheed Martin and The Vanguard Group over the past 2 years, but I think I am finished jumping around for now. I'm living in an apartment, but I have just about finished saving for a house.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at making people laugh when I am not even trying to, math, reciting lyrics from any Red Hot Chili Peppers song, my job, video games, juggling.....
The first things people usually notice about me
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I honestly have no idea. They say, "holy crap that is an awesome guy."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Can't say I have been much of a recreational reader lately, but my brother keeps trying to get me to read the Lord of the Rings books.
Movies: The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the original Star Wars trilogy, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Memento, Wedding Crashers, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, etc
Music: Rock for the most part, but I branch out from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. universe...why Geico commercials are so stupid...etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same answer as every other person in the world, "well, i am either out with friends or relaxing at home."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well....I'm a closet heterosexual...I secretly love the Phillies which isn't tolerated around here in Philadelphia...I am embarrassed to say that I am generally happy and make enough money to live comfortably...don't tell anyone, though
You should message me if
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You are a happy, motivated, intelligent person. We share the same interests. You love to laugh. You like to try new things. You can handle a little sarcasm and throw some back. You think my pictures are dead sexy or can at least look at them for more than 10 seconds without vomiting.