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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I consider myself to be fairly rare and unique in and amongst the world of men. Been through some rocky relationships, so I'm looking more so for friends(sans benefits....[if you dont know what sans means, move along]) and then possibly cultivating a friendship into a relationship. I love motorcycles, restoration of classic cars, my two very tiny dogs, and my vast personal library. All in all, its very hard to peg me into a certain category. Get to know me! Youll be surprised! ^-^

This is quasi old, seeing as how I now inhabit a townhome in Ocala. Also, program major has changed...again...SURPRISE! Going for Network Systems Admin. Post script, I have not the face eating zombie urges. in essence, I dont bite. Plus I'm not a total douche, so feel free to drop a line and conversate sometime :3

Also, I can get a command capsule into low orbit is Kerbal Space Program. That's gotta count for

P.s. whichever one of you schlong monging ass hats reported the picture of my dogs....**** a ****...

Update: 05/12/2014. Maybe I should lower my standards to, "Can spell own name, has pulse*. ....*pulse optional"....seriously. how hard is it to find someone with two brain cells that actually work that is willing to rock a non - sexual friendship? Jesus Waffle Baking Christ Flakes, people....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
saving money, going to school, hanging with my awesome tiny dogs...and reading, ceaselessly reading. Also, somewhat of a computer repair whiz...if ya have issues with your computer, hit meh up. update! 11 03 2013 got a new motorcycle! so pleased with myself...much bike,so vroom, wow.

Update 09/2014: Graduated with a Network Admin degree! Work at Best Buy in Geek Squad! Still think central florida can suck a fat one! Tiny dogs because reasons!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, debate, etc. Im quite well suited for face to face conversation.....and im good with other stuff too, I not being a douche potato. so few people can pull that off nowadays, I figure it can be counted among skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im big. 6'3" and 280. Im no bantamweight...also, ive been told I can resemble Dan Goodman (Roseanne, Flintstones, Big Lebowski) at times.
UPDATE: 260 now. Go meee...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Saga of Seven Suns book series, Song of Fire and Ice series, Gaunts Ghosts series.
Food? yes.
Music? keep rap away from me, all others welcome
movies? far too many to count, however I will give special consideration to The Big Lebowski, The Alien trilogy, 13 th Warrior, and Star Wars :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, my dogs, cold temperatures, my guitars, a comfy bed.....and my spleen I suppose....

Replace guitars with my dozen or so computers and infrastructure tech. Mmmmmm.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where ive been, and where im going. And why I seem to be the only one who comments on those little question
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday NIGHT? nothing. I dont actually know anyone up here, social life is kinda comatose...Friday during the day...working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm honest to a fault. Try really. That and I own in excess of 600 books now. It's a compulsion. This includes my shelf of book ranging in age from 50-200 years old. (Oldest one turns 200 this august! Yes I'm having a birthday party for it. :P )

The birthday party was awesome. No cake
You should message me if
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youre smart, literate, unique(self identifying as weird is a plus) and you are seeking the same