-Of all of my friends, I don't think I know anyone who's PC or easily offended (we must have scared them all off).
-I can't dance to save my life*, but I'm completely prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
*(I'm not opposed to trying).
But enough about me. You can learn a lot more by spending time with someone than by reading a somewhat forced, 4000-character or less self-assessment, so enough of this. Let’s hang!