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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 22
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a shy guy at first but it doesnt take me long to warm up and then I'm kinda crazy. Too sarcastic for my own good and never really serious...especially at the most inappropriate times. I'm always good for a laugh though (as long as you've got a similarly brilliant sense of humor).

I'm a comic book geek (but only the coolest comic book geek ever) that loves pop music and reality tv shows.

Life has totally kicked my ass this past year. Sometimes it seemed like too much to handle but I grew a lot and I'm realizing now I'm not really cookie dough anymore. I'm almost cookies. I'm looking for someone to enjoy warm, delicious naturally, I turn to to find that someone.
What I’m doing with my life
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Helping sick people and/or being annoyed by sick people.
I’m really good at
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saying things that make people uncomfortable
The first things people usually notice about me
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For help with this question, I turned to a dear coworker friend of mine. "You are suck" was her reply. She doesn't speak or understand English very well but I think she did a good job summing me up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love comic books...mostly X-Men, Teen Titans and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I also like Harry Potter.

Not too big on movies but my favorites are probably the ones based on any of the books I've just mentioned. Also Mean Girls, Romy and Michelles high school reunion and Spice World.

My favorite TV shows are the ones where someone gets voted off every week. Its not because I like watching people's dreams get crushed or anything. Really. Its not.

As for music...I'd be lying if I said I havent spent insane amounts of money following the Spice Girls all over this country/world. But everyone does that, right?

My favorite food is anything that tastes good with ketchup.

If all that doesnt convince you I'm ridiculously cool, I dont know what will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mom
My Nephew
My Dog, Victoria Caroline Adams-Beckham II
My blue foot hat
Grey Goose
Mel B
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spray painting superhero boots green. in my bathtub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a grindr account but I've never used it to meet anyone. I mostly just go on because I like the dirty looks I get at the gym from the guys who have made numerous attempts to grind me but have never gotten a response. Does that make me an asshole?
You should message me if
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you like to laugh. And you like to make other people laugh. Also, try to be good at making people laugh because just liking to make people laugh doesnt really count.

You should probably not message me if you're just going to tell me you want to do me in the power ranger costume. I dont even think thats possible.