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24 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
One time I got into a standoff with a mountain goat on the precipice of Mount Kilimanjaro. I won. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know then feel free to read on.

I like some rap music, rock music, electronic music, basically anything that's got a good beat to it so I can show off some of my sweet dance moves. Life, in my opinion, is all about taking risks and getting out of your comfort zone. When I grow up I want to own a penguin reserve in south Florida or Brazil.
What I’m doing with my life
Eventually I want to buy a boat and sail around the Caribbean making rum and bootlegging it.
I’m really good at
Thumb wrestling, driving manual, fixing things, laughing, eating sandwiches, watching football, biking, and playing volleyball.

Also, I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and I smile a lot. Also, I speak my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Modest Mouses, Crystal Castles, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, anything 80s, Biggie.

Food - Sushi

Movies - The Departed, Space Jam, Anchorman

Shows - Attack on Titan, Breaking Bad, Death Note, all the Showtime/HBO shows
The six things I could never do without
Comedy (If you can't laugh, you're not human)
Video Games(I like to pretend I really can take on 128 ninjas at once)
My dog, Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Curling (Without it, I'm not sure where we'd be as a society)
Brazilian Steakhouses (Self explanatory)
Cooking (I'm not super good, but it's something I really enjoy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how messed up the world is and what I can do to fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Everywhere I shouldn't be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I sing in the shower... and think it sounds good.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you appreciate satirical, sarcastic, silly, politically incorrect, corny, ironic, or irreverent humor . If you can dish it out, even better.

Your idea of a good first date is stealing a car, taking a road trip, jet skiing across the Atlantic ocean, and as the sun sets over the azure waters, with bottles of wine in our hands we pretend we're the last two people on the planet, because at that moment of perfection, it'd be all that matters.
(Or we could just go for chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds.)