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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:04pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a successful career working in the IT field for a large corporation doing business intelligence. I help the business/people make more smarterer decisions. I work hard during the week and play hard during the weekends. I like to go out with friends, go to concerts, play sports, cook, go to the beach, Sometimes I think about how many people just became best friends because both of their favorite dinosaurs are the Velociraptor.

Humor is a big part of how I'd define myself. I try to find it in just about everything. Being able to take a step back, relax, and laugh at a situation has gotten me through many difficulties in my life. So, one of the key things I look for in someone is a compatible sense of humor. That can't really be described through an intangible online dating profile, it comes out through actual conversation and interaction.

I'm inside an office building all day (#cubelyfe), so I like to stay active outside of it. Whether that be competitive gaming, bird watching, or watching paint dry; all 3 of those get the juices flowing. lol jk, no not jk, wait yes jk. Idk, but I do know that beyonce had the best album of all time and sick references from 2009 are making a comeback.

Sports. Sports - football, basketball, etc - and fitness. It's important to take care of your body and that is something I strive to do and something I look for in others. Not in an obsessive way, just put down the french fries and eat some fuckin broccoli every once in a while, okay at least once a week, no twice a week, every day, only eat broccoli forever..

I try to laugh and smile as much as possible and live by the motto: "Don't be a dick"

Friends would say I'm nice, intelligent, funny, and not racist at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking about what to put in my cube. Candles? Fire hazard. Incense? Get that hippy shit outa here. Though it does smell nice and yoga is awesome. Lava lamp? too distracting, won't get work done. Standing treadmill desk? Wtf, work out while I'm at work? Too much work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being able to figure out what to put in my cube. Multiple Rubiks cubes? I'll get way too many ladies. Dumbbells? Way too many dudes. Old trinkets like a cassette player? Damn hipsters, technology has advanced, get over it.

I'm good at saving money and investing it - on the real. I'm not gonna be someone living paycheck to paycheck. If that's your only option, I understand, and it's difficult to save when rent prices are high and student loans are rampant, you gotta do what you gotta do. But if you have the means to save, but spend it all on frivolous shit, uggghhhh that's the dumbest. Invest in yourself and your future.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why my cube is so empty. Look bro, idk. I just don't know what to put in it. I don't like the thing anyways. Unframed movie posters? What is this 1999? Pokemon cards? No idea where they are. My framed autograph from Pauly Shore? It'd be stolen in a heartbeat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedy, horror, thriller, documentaries (love the one about michael jordan playing basketball against a bunch of aliens to save the earth).

Hip hop, rap, rock, not country. I struggle to find new music.

Game of thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having fake conversations in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, but we're all looking at our phones cus we don't know how to communicate IRL anymore. JK, we'd all be in a group text, duh.
You should message me if
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You know cool stuff to put in a cube.
Or if you have a frown, I can turn that upside down for only $19.99