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25 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:23pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like sand dollars, jolly ranchers, and spicy food. Regardless of what society says about masculinity, I think candles are awesome and make rooms smell amazing.

I like to build things, fix things, drive fast cars slightly above the speed limit so I don't stick out to the police too much and can say "but I was just going with the flow of traffic officer." Manual transmission is my favorite transmission and I'm currently teaching myself how to play guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm good with computers and luckily found a good gig because of that. It's not my passion though. My passions are traveling, adventuring, thrill seeking, making animal noises, telling jokes that may seem lame, but are actually quite profound.
My goal is to be able to do whatever I want, whenever I want.

Eventually I want to buy a boat and sail around the Caribbean making rum and bootlegging it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thumb wrestling, driving manual, fixing things, laughing, eating sandwiches, watching football, drunk texting, making up funny sounding words.

Also, I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and I smile a lot. Also, I speak my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ribeye steaks, Kanye West, that show with all the animals that were in a zoo. I think it was called zubilee zoo. That ish was crazy.

Captain Planet, power rangers, Space Jam, homeward bound, captain underpants, dr Seuss is the best rapper alive
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Sunday funnies
Iced coffee
That guy who voices movie trailers
Salsa - both the food and dance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How messed up the world is and what I can do to fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Everywhere I shouldn't be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't tell my wife I'm on here. And I like baths.
You should message me if
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If you appreciate satirical, sarcastic, silly, politically incorrect, corny, ironic, or irreverent humor . If you can dish it out, even better.

If you think making animal noises in a crowded restaurant just to see people's reactions is funny.