Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a successful career working in the IT field for a large
corporation doing business intelligence. I help the business/people
make more smarterer decisions. I work hard during the week and play
hard during the weekends. I like to go out with friends, go to
concerts, play sports, cook, go to the beach, Sometimes I think
about how many people just became best friends because both of
their favorite dinosaurs are the Velociraptor.
Humor is a big part of how I'd define myself. I try to find it in
just about everything. Being able to take a step back, relax, and
laugh at a situation has gotten me through many difficulties in my
life. So, one of the key things I look for in someone is a
compatible sense of humor. That can't really be described through
an intangible online dating profile, it comes out through actual
conversation and interaction.
I'm inside an office building all day (#cubelyfe), so I like to
stay active outside of it. Whether that be competitive gaming, bird
watching, or watching paint dry; all 3 of those get the juices
flowing. lol jk, no not jk, wait yes jk. Idk, but I do know that
beyonce had the best album of all time and sick references from
2009 are making a comeback.
Sports. Sports - football, basketball, etc - and fitness. It's
important to take care of your body and that is something I strive
to do and something I look for in others. Not in an obsessive way,
just put down the french fries and eat some fuckin broccoli every
once in a while, okay at least once a week, no twice a week, every
day, only eat broccoli forever..
I try to laugh and smile as much as possible and live by the motto:
"Don't be a dick"
Friends would say I'm nice, intelligent, funny, and always the best
dressed in the room.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking about what to put in my cube. Candles? Fire hazard.
Incense? Get that hippy shit outa here. Though it does smell nice
and yoga is awesome. Lava lamp? too distracting, won't get work
done. Standing treadmill desk? Wtf, work out while I'm at work? Too
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being able to figure out what to put in my cube. Multiple
Rubiks cubes? I'll get way too many ladies. Dumbbells? Way too many
dudes. Old trinkets like a cassette player? Damn hipsters,
technology has advanced, get over it.
I'm good at saving money and investing it - on the real. I'm not
gonna be someone living paycheck to paycheck. If that's your only
option, I understand, and it's difficult to save when rent prices
are high and student loans are rampant, you gotta do what you gotta
do. But if you have the means to save, but spend it all on
frivolous shit, uggghhhh that's the dumbest. Invest in yourself and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why my cube is so empty. Look bro, idk. I just don't know what to
put in it. I don't like the thing anyways. Unframed movie posters?
What is this 1999? Pokemon cards? No idea where they are. My framed
autograph from Pauly Shore? It'd be stolen in a heartbeat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comedy, horror, thriller, documentaries (love the one about michael
jordan playing basketball against a bunch of aliens to save the
Hip hop, rap, rock, not country. I struggle to find new
Game of thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having fake conversations in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, but we're all looking at our phones cus
we don't know how to communicate IRL anymore. JK, we'd all be in a
group text, duh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know cool stuff to put in a cube.
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