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24 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:48am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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One time I got into a standoff with a mountain goat on the precipice of Mount Kilimanjaro. I won. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know then feel free to read on.

I used to look up at the sky and wish I was an astronaut and in the space station. But then I saw that movie with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney and decided it'd be safer to be a professional shark wrestler.

I'm just living one day at a time, trying to never take anything for granted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eventually I want to buy a boat and sail around the Caribbean making rum and bootlegging it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thumb wrestling, driving manual, fixing things, laughing, eating sandwiches, watching football, biking, and playing volleyball.

Also, I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and I smile a lot. Also, I speak my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Modest Mouses, Crystal Castles, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, anything 80s, Biggie.

Food - Sushi

Movies - The Departed, Space Jam, Anchorman

Shows - Breaking Bad, all the Showtime/HBO shows, whatever's new on the Netflix
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced Coffee
My dog
Olympic Curling (Without it, I'm not sure where we'd be as a society)
Brazilian Steakhouses
These types of lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how messed up the world is and what I can do to fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Everywhere I shouldn't be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I sing in the shower... and think it sounds good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you appreciate satirical, sarcastic, silly, politically incorrect, corny, ironic, or irreverent humor . If you can dish it out, even better.

Your idea of a good first date is stealing a car, taking a road trip, jet skiing across the Atlantic ocean, and as the sun sets over the azure waters, with bottles of wine in our hands we pretend we're the last two people on the planet, because at that moment of perfection, it'd be all that matters.
(Or we could just go for chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds.)