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My self-summary
I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON. Don't message me. Seriously. You will essentially be guaranteeing yourself a one-way shinkansen ride to the Danger Zone. Don't fucking message me with bullshit.

I'm a writer, musician, gamer, thinker, dreamer, and occasionally, a cat. I'm also a university graduate who often wishes she had the attention span to finish writing something longer than a twenty page short story. Some kind of strange intermediary between all of life's binaries, I'm not exactly the most conventional individual, but at least I'm interesting, I think. Depends on what you call interesting. I've recently added a Ph.D. in IDGAF to my B.S. in Nihilism. It's been working out swimmingly so far.
What I’m doing with my life
In between the liquor and whores, what I'm doing with my life is mainly trying to keep myself alive, interspersed with contemplating what I should be doing with my life.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at thinking and analyzing. I analyze everything. I'm also really good at writing/reading/editing, dissections, staying awake all night, improvising, ignoring the dossier, torturing Woodhouse, listening, speeding, calling things as I see them, and being a terrible human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
Now that I've effectively cut off all my hair, I'd say it would probably be my smile.

As far as first impressions, I've had too many people call me a 'sweetheart' after our first encounter. It's an unfortunate misconception. Don't be fooled. I'm not a sweetheart. I'm an asshole. I'm just diplomatic, and a little bit too shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: Crime and Punishment, the Harry Potter series, the dictionary, biology textbooks, psychology textbooks, Stephen King, Christopher Moore, James Patterson, Katie MacAlister, Janet Evanovich, Shakespeare, Ally Blue, Finn Marlowe

Movies: Mulan, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Kill Bill, The Princess Bride, Smokin' Aces, How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Speed Racer, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Crank, Battle Royale, Memoirs of a Geisha, RED, Ninja Assassin
TV Shows: Dexter, Archer, Ninja Warrior, Dead Like Me, RuPaul's Drag Race, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, Bob's Burgers; I don't really watch much TV, mostly just movies.

Music: Azam Ali, Ludwig van Beethoven, John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Emilie Autumn, Bach, Mozart, Lil Kim, Muse, Explosions in the Sky, Vanessa-Mae, Nobuo Uematsu, Cherlene, Dir En Grey, Emilie Autumn, Jay-Z, Versailles Philharmonic Quintet, Imogen Heap, Skrillex; genre-wise, I enjoy virtually anything except country and religious music, and I especially enjoy movie soundtracks and world music.

Games: MORTAL KOMBAT (probably my favorite game), Saints Row, Borderlands, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart, Call of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, The World Ends With You, Final Fantasy, Soul Calibur, Dead or Alive, Bayonetta, Hotline Miami
The six things I could never do without
Alone time, a bottle of hard liquor, music, something to read, tools to write, and Lana.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existentialism. Death. Love. Sex. Psychobiology. Phrasing. What I'm going to eat next. What I'm going to write next. The meaning of life. What I would do if I became dictator of the world. Boobies. Alcohol. Ocelots. What I would do in various disaster situations. Lots and lots and lots of gay things. What people look like on the inside (literally). Music. Kenny Loggins. Words. Penises.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in my room, reading/playing video games/writing, watching Pam drag race, or occasionally out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm highly self-conscious and have pretty bad stage fright. I'm highly analytical in my interpersonal interactions in a way that most other people aren't. My brain-to-mouth filter might be too high, as I almost never speak my mind, and when I do, there are catastrophic consequences.

These are not my most private things I'm willing to admit. Just things of which you should be aware. I'll admit to almost anything about myself if asked a direct question. Trying to do that honesty shit these days.
You should message me if
If you don't mind psychopathic tendencies.

If you have something meaningful to say. Quality over quantity. Say something that merits a response. I'm not all that great at maintaining conversations, and I'm not at all inclined to try on behalf of some anonymous stranger who pretty much just saw a pretty face and a chance to hit. Motivate me.

If you have excellent bone structure, an androgynous face, pretty eyes, flawless skin, defined inguinal ligaments, a blinding smile, fantastic hair, and an immune system genotype that is complementary to my own. I'm a sucker for genetics.

If you are a particularly attractive pianist, violinist, drummer, cellist, flautist, guitarist, singer, flamenco dancer, kendo/kyudo/judo/aikido/soccer/rugby player, swimmer, runner, chef, pilot, tea ceremony master, arch-demon, police/fire(wo)man, military (wo)man, writer, and/or artist. I have a list I'm working on.

If you're Japanese, and can both read and understand my profile. Especially if you're Japanese and can both read and understand my profile.

If you actually read this profile and are aware that I'm an asshole, a dick, a shallow bitch, and an extremely cynical little shit who's more inclined to say something snarky than nice, but if you survive the trial by fire, I can actually be very enjoyable. Somewhat pleasant. Fun in a roundabout way.

Actually, I'm still just a dick. Message me, and I will shit all over your hopes and dreams. If you think I'm joking, I'm fucking not. Don't message me with bullshit. You deserve everything you get if you do.