Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like a cold beer in the midst of winter (and by the looks of it,
winter is here to stay), because after a long, hard, full pledged
week, the simple things in life just taste that much sweeter.
I'm back into jogging; Easier said than done for this flatfooted
monster. Btw, monsters have feelings too!
Guess my mix, win a drink. No one successfully has, so I'll drink
this beer on behalf of your try anyways.
I'd like to think I have this unique, crazy, random, mysterious
personality. I likely do joke too much, blur the lines often, am
too sexual for my own good and project that, "I don't give a
In short, I'm everything that's right for you in the wrong
I believe snapchatting can be an art form.
Catch me in a suit and I walk with a swagger.
Life is a movie, which is why I quote them often. "Stop eating my
sesame cake....STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE" (If you know which movie
that is from, take a seat missy!)
I'm a self professed james dean nerd who has a bottomless pit of
useless information that often gains me wins on 'trivia
I like to be the center of attention, but often hate it when people
I'm regularly playful, constantly mindful and sometimes push beyond
your comfortable bubble, cause...well....Why not?
Maybe you're kind of sexy when you're angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a secret/not so secret love affair with Netflix. It's okay,
it's an open relationship. Atleast that's what she keeps telling
I have two jobs, often working a flexible schedule, burning the
candle at both ends, because damn it, I want my cake and I wanna
eat it too.
I try to travel abroad alteast once a year, with hopes that one day
I see my Oakland raiders while they are still in Oakland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snapchats, *If you're cool, ask me for it*
Trying to look nonchalant in selfies
Daydreaming about impossible scenarios
Not being able to shut my brain off at night. It's like a nightsky
full of fireworks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are usually aware of my humor before I am.
That or my Asian eyes, hidden behind my thick brim sometimes worn
glasses, matched with my wooly beard. REAL MEN HAVE BEARDS. Yeah
that's right Orlando Bloom....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Recently got into true crime novels. It's different than my usual,
but interesting. Remember kids, crack is not king.
Saw the Kingsmen recently. HOLY SMOKES. BRAAAAHHHH it was actually
way better than I expected. Go see it.
The walking dead. It's the only show I make sure I'm up to date on
*Bonus points if you know the 3 questions Rick asks strangers when
he meets them*
-Game Of Thrones
Recently got neflix. Yeah you read that right.
Finally getting into X-files. YUP, you read that right again.
I need to reconnect with music. I haven't downloaded any new music
in months, preferring the Motown vibes and classics I grew up
Anything really spicy. Hot and spicy. There is no limit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music & Movies
-Naps on the subway.
-Boxer Briefs, the best of both worlds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. But you can certainly be a
part of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk
about it and I can't talk about why
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"are we gunna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions,
perhaps play a little game 'just the tip', just for a second! just
to see how it feels. Orrrr 'ouch ouch, you're on my hair"
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