Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I honestly feel I look sexier when I'm sweating and outta
If you thought sex, you're a perv. I was talking about
To all the pervs out there....Hey, I'm tony :D
I like a cold beer after a long, hard, full pledged day
because...well...fuck....we deserve it.
There is always hot sauce in my apartment.
I have a restless soul and a hankering to see the world. Debating
where to go at the end of summer.
Guess my mix, win a drink. No one successfully has, so I'll drink
this beer on behalf of your try anyways.
I'd like to think I have this unique, crazy, random, mysterious
personality. I often blur the lines, so I'm hard to read. I'm also
so full of shit I could fertilize a farm field.
I'm everything that's right for you in the wrong ways.
I believe snapchatting can be an art form, or at least my very own
low budget tv show. (If you got the ovaries, ask for my
Life is a movie, which is why I quote them often. "Stop eating my
sesame cake....STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"
I'm a self professed james dean nerd who has a bottomless pit of
useless information that often gains me wins on 'trivia crack' and
drives my friends insane.
I like to be the center of attention, but often hate it when people
I'm regularly playful, constantly mindful of breaking social norms
and sometimes push beyond your comfortable bubble,
Maybe you're kind of sexy when you're angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, just enjoying what comes my way or what I walk
I keep busy and when I feel like it, I make time for the people and
things I like.
When I'm not keeping busy, I'm often found singing in the shower,
planning various methods for world domination and doing something
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snapchat my stories
Getting absolutely very little sleep in
Eating really spicy food
Does drinking beer count?
Yelling at the TV during Jays games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are usually aware of my humor before I am.
That or my Asian eyes, hidden behind my thick brim sometimes worn
glasses, matched with my wooly beard. REAL MEN HAVE BEARDS. Yeah
that's right Orlando Bloom....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Recently got into true crime novels. It's different than my usual,
but interesting. Remember kids, crack is not king.
I still need to see Jurassic World. Saw Terminator Genisys. It's
like gum; Gum is good, but there are different flavors.
The walking dead. It's the only show I make sure I'm up to date on
*Bonus points if you know the 3 questions Rick asks strangers when
he meets them*
-Game Of Thrones *still catching up, mid-way through season
Recently got neflix. Yeah you read that right.
Finally getting into X-files. YUP, you read that right again.
Going back to classic Metal. You don't like that? Welp...ain't my
Anything really spicy. Hot and spicy. There is no limit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music & Movies
-Naps on the subway.
-Boxer Briefs, the best of both worlds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. But you can certainly be a
part of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk
about it and I can't talk about why
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"are we gunna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions,
perhaps play a little game 'just the tip', just for a second! just
to see how it feels. Orrrr 'ouch ouch, you're on my hair"
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