Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In a couple of days I'm moving out and into the upper beaches!
So that's why I'm kinda here and kinda not. Who woulda thunk that
moving can be a little overwhelming! So if you catch me on here,
you've caught me! If you haven't, then you've failed, do not pass
Go, do not collect $200 dollars and go straight to jail. I'll pray
you roll doubles...
I like a cold beer in the midst of winter, because after a long,
hard, full pledged week, the simple things in life just taste that
much sweeter. But really, fuck the cold. It's been cold for far too
long and Game of Thrones is suddenly becoming real. (Winter is
Guess my mix, win a drink. No one successfully has, so I'll drink
this beer on behalf of your try anyways.
I'd like to think I have this unique, crazy, random, mysterious
personality. I likely do joke too much, blur the lines often, am
too sexual for my own good and project that, "I don't give a
In short, I'm everything that's right for you in the wrong
I believe snapchatting can be an art form.
Catch me in a suit and I walk with a swagger.
I totally quote movies all the time.
I feel like I'm a nerd...but then I catch myself in the mirror
before the shower, pinch my nipples and realize I'm a sexy
I like to be the center of attention, but often hate it when people
I'm regularly playful, constantly mindful and sometimes push beyond
your comfortable bubble, cause...well....Why not?
Maybe you're kind of sexy when you're angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hate having days off, but understand the importance of rest and
relaxation. I work two jobs, try my darnest to become humble, but
the reality is, all that matters is a really good AMC/HBO series, a
warm, clean, safe place to live/sleep and showers. God I love
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snapchats, *If you're cool, ask me for it*
Trying to look nonchalant in selfies
Daydreaming about impossible scenarios
Not being able to shut my brain off at night. It's like a nightsky
full of fireworks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are usually aware of my humor before I am.
That or my Asian eyes, hidden behind my thick brim sometimes worn
glasses, matched with my wooly beard. REAL MEN HAVE BEARDS. Yeah
that's right Orlando Bloom....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Man that JFK book was bland. Didn't meet my expectations. Back to
the drawing board. Any suggestions?
Saw the Kingsmen recently. HOLY SMOKES. BRAAAAHHHH it was actually
way better than I expected. Go see it.
The walking dead. It's the only show I make sure I'm up to date on
*Bonus points if you know the 3 questions Rick asks strangers when
he meets them*
-Game Of Thrones
Been listening to Bob Marley and Sam Smith a lot. Oh and the Sword.
When it comes to music, I have no boundaries. I'm a rebel *puts
shades on at night*
Anything really spicy. Hot and spicy. There is no limit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music & Movies
-Naps on the subway.
-Boxer Briefs, the best of both worlds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. But you can certainly be a
part of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk
about it and I can't talk about why
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"are we gunna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions,
perhaps play a little game 'just the tip', just for a second! just
to see how it feels. Orrrr 'ouch ouch, you're on my hair"
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