30 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Recently got out of something that was as confusing and frustrating, so please, if you're looking for something uber serious or marriage, do yourself a favor and message me, so I can laugh and then continue on with my life.

I know what I like and I know how I like it.
That's the kind of certainty you can't buy.

Guess my mix, win a drink. No one successfully has, so I'll drink this beer on behalf of your try anyways.

I'm wondering about my personality profile. I don't think it accurately portrays who I am. Wanna try me on for size and see which ones are?

I'd like to think I have this unique, crazy, random, mysterious personality. I often blur the lines, so I'm hard to read. I'm also so full of shit I could fertilize a farm field. If Farmers feed cities do cities pay their bills? Hmmm

I'm everything that's right for you in the wrong ways.

I believe snapchatting can be an art form, or at the very least a low budget tv show. (If you got the ovaries, ask for my username)
Life sometimes feels like a movie.
I understand I come off a bit bold, but I don't bite. I mainly like to nibble.

I like to be the center of attention, but often hate it when people stare.
I'm regularly playful, constantly mindful of breaking social norms and sometimes push beyond your comfortable bubble, cause...well....Why not?
Maybe you're kind of sexy when you're angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Working two jobs, trying to enjoy Sunday's and football, while trying to figure out the age old question, 'how many burritos is too much burritos?"
I’m really good at
Making funny Snapchats. (go ahead, add me: sodamngood
Getting absolutely very little sleep in
Eating really spicy food
Does drinking beer count?
Yelling at the TV during Jays games
The first things people usually notice about me
People are usually aware of my humor before I am.
That or my Asian eyes, hidden behind my thick brim sometimes worn glasses, matched with my wooly beard. REAL MEN HAVE BEARDS. Yeah that's right Orlando Bloom....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently going to start reading the "48 Laws of power". I'll tell you how it is

See Creed. Just shut up and see it. It's that good.

The walking dead. It's the only show I make sure I'm up to date on actually.
*Bonus points if you know the 3 questions Rick asks strangers when he meets them*
-Game Of Thrones
-Rick and Morty

Much like my taste in women...my taste for music varies. All you must know is to swing your hips to the beat

Anything really spicy. Hot and spicy. There is no limit
The six things I could never do without
-Music & Movies
-Naps on the subway.
-Boxer Briefs, the best of both worlds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-The past and future
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have a typical Friday night. But you can certainly be a part of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why
You should message me if
"are we gunna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions, perhaps play a little game 'just the tip', just for a second! just to see how it feels. Orrrr 'ouch ouch, you're on my hair"