It’s a description, seriously, this is going to be a bitch to make this description that long while not actually saying anything...

…Repeat ad nauseum until I have a real description, do people really read these things anyways? Everyone is always fantastic in their own words. I'm thinking sites should start having something setup where friends describe you instead of yourself, that way when you talk to someone they get how you actually are instead of what you think you are. Would make for interesting conversations at the very least.

Seriously though, I’m just not one for being self descriptive in a text box. I'm far more for conveying with action what can be conveyed in words. I go from being exceptionally geeky to exceptionally socially adjusted, I’m very outgoing, always willing to strike up a conversation with anyone, frequently the one to get the room laughing.

Let’s see, interests, wrenching on cars, camping, fishing (I prefer catching, but who doesn't) going places I’ve never gone before, taking the dog out.

Fun facts: I'm pretty strong, I pick people up when I’m drunk, I make fondue better than melting pot does. I built a car that gets 60mpg.

I can safely say that I’m gainfully employed at a very good job, have my own car and do not live in my parent’s basement. I'm going places in life and want someone who's doing the same.

I'm a computer nerd by day.

Making people laugh, cooking (not to be confused with baking), blowing awkward silence away. I'm not afraid to take a giant leap to get something done that needs to be done (or fixed) that I know very little about. People tell me i'm good at photography - i'm not as confident in that but I certainly enjoy it (canon fo' life!)

love sushi, wine tasting, the movies run the gamut from touching and thought provoking to mindless violence, music encompasses just about everything, I’ll shy away from country and heavy rap usually.

The adorable dog, friends, diet soda, my camera, chapstick, cargo shorts (insert superbad joke.)

It ranges from the vastness of the universe and all life to the subtleties of being a single ant. If I’m bored or relaxing my mind tends to wander to the grandiose or the inconsequential, rarely in the middle.

I trim my fingernails with scissors.

Your message is going to be: snarky, witty, humorous, insightful, and nerdy/geeky or ideally all of the previously listed combined - and of course, only serious if it must be.