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tonic_clonic

30 F Tumwater, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up on the Washington coast, swimming in frigid water and climbing on treacherous rocks. I still love exploring, swimming and rock climbing (although one of my knees is shit, so I do it very rarely). I moved to Olympia in middle school and I've stayed here since, with a 2-year break in Seattle when I went to UW... and then left and finished up at Evergreen with a degree in "Oh, I have 180 credits already? But I didn't really focus on anything".

Someday I'll make use of this "degree". Or maybe I won't. Whatever. Who knows.

Here's some quick shit about me:

I like:
Taking chances
Crafting with felt
Nonfiction books
Sex - yeah, I'm one in a million!
Swimming
Improv
Smokin' weed man 420 4lyfe
Travel
Board games
Meeting new people
Brain shit
Swearing
Going to the bar and laughing the loudest
Funny friends. I'm a collector of them.

I don't like:
Fake sugar
Mega-negativity
The old men who sit outside Planned Parenthood
Filling out this thing
What I’m doing with my life
Squeezing out all the laughter, new experiences, knowledge and happiness that I can. That's all that really matters to me right now.
I’m really good at
Reading emotions
Finding humor in awkward situations
Getting myself into awkward situations
Baking
Overthinking
Puzzles - because my brain is hella complicated, yo
The first things people usually notice about me
That probably depends on what they notice on most people. I would notice my sexy heada hair. I've got some thunderlicious thighs too. That might be a focal point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Garbology"

Movies: The Paradise Lost trilogy, Jan Svankmeyer's films (especially Little Otik)

Shows: Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, Breaking Bad, MST3K, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hoarders, Pulling, Peep Show, Girls, Life's Too Short

Music: 50s girl groups, Fabri Fibra, Herb Alpert, classic country, soul, Jan Terri, Die Antwoord, Girl Talk

There's lots more that fit into all these categories, but I don't feel like listing them.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Indian food
Laughter
Learning
Tupperware
Bath products
Toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Family dynamics. Dust. This website. Work. The universe. Flowers. Dogs. The texture of my tongue. Itchy ears. Dreams. Swimming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching tv and wishing I was doing something more exciting with people who exist in more than two dimensions. If you're looking for a partner in crime on weekends or a drinking/smoking buddy then hit me up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me!

Seriously. I'm really bad about sending and responding to messages so if you ask me this I will make every effort to tell you something private.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're looking to meet a sexy lady with a very dry sense of humor. It's much better in person. I like making people laugh.

You tip 18-20%. Stinginess is a huge turnoff for me.

**I don't respond to messages like "hey" or "how are you?" I know sending the first message is a huge pain in the ass, but you've gotta give me a little something to work with.**