Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up on the Washington coast, swimming in frigid water and
climbing on treacherous rocks. I still love exploring and swimming.
No rock climbing tho (one of my knees is shit). I moved to Olympia
in middle school and I've stayed here since, with a 2-year break in
Seattle when I went to UW, and then left and finished up at
Evergreen with a degree in "Oh, I have 180 credits already? But I
didn't really focus on anything..."
Someday I'll make use of this "degree". Or maybe I won't. Whatever.
Here's some quick shit about me:
Crafting with felt
Sex - yeah, I'm one in a million!
Smokin' weed man 420 4lyfe
Meeting new people
Going to the bar and laughing the loudest
Funny friends. I'm a collector of them.
I don't like:
The old men who sit outside Planned Parenthood
Filling out this thing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Squeezing out all the laughter, new experiences, knowledge and
happiness that I can. That's all that really matters to me right
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in awkward situations
Getting myself into awkward situations
Puzzles - because my brain is hella complicated, yo
The first things people usually notice about me
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That probably depends on what they notice on most people. I would
notice my sexy heada hair. I've got some big ass thighs too. That
might be a focal point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl, "The Martian
Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Garbology" by Edward Humes, lots of
Movies: The Paradise Lost trilogy, Jan Svankmeyer's films
(especially Little Otik), Paprika, Santa Sangre, classic
Shows: Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, Breaking Bad, MST3K, Curb
Your Enthusiasm, Hoarders, Pulling, Peep Show, Girls, Life's Too
Music: 50s girl groups, Fabri Fibra, Herb Alpert, classic country,
soul, Die Antwoord, Girl Talk, 90s dance
There's lots more that fit into all these categories, but I don't
feel like listing them and you probably don't feel like reading
Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Family dynamics. Dust. Work. After work. Dogs. Dreams. Swimming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's pretty random. Bar, at home reading or watching TV, at a
buddy's house playing Mario Kart (yes, I know how old I am), out of
town visiting a friend, or maybe I just straight up passed out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play Mario Kart on the reg.
You should message me if
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You're looking to meet a sexy lady with a very dry sense of humor.
It's much better in person. I like making people laugh.
You think we'd get along and you're interested in something
You want to get together and have some fun!
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