tonic_clonic
31 Olympia, WA
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My self-summary
I grew up on the Washington coast, swimming in frigid water and climbing on treacherous rocks. I still love exploring and swimming. No rock climbing tho (one of my knees is shit). I moved to Olympia in middle school and I've stayed here since, with a 2-year break in Seattle when I went to UW, and then left and finished up at Evergreen with a degree in "Oh, I have 180 credits already? But I didn't really focus on anything..."

Someday I'll make use of this "degree". Or maybe I won't. Whatever. Who knows.

Here's some quick shit about me:

I like:
Taking chances
Crafting with felt
Nonfiction books
Sex - yeah, I'm one in a million!
Swimming
Improv
Smokin' weed man 420 4lyfe
Travel
Board games
Meeting new people
Brain shit
Swearing
Going to the bar and laughing the loudest
Funny friends. I'm a collector of them.

I don't like:
Fake sugar
Mega-negativity
The old men who sit outside Planned Parenthood
Filling out this thing
What I’m doing with my life
Squeezing out all the laughter, new experiences, knowledge and happiness that I can. That's all that really matters to me right now.
I’m really good at
Reading emotions
Finding humor in awkward situations
Getting myself into awkward situations
Baking
Overthinking
Puzzles - because my brain is hella complicated, yo
The first things people usually notice about me
That probably depends on what they notice on most people. I would notice my sexy heada hair. I've got some big ass thighs too. That might be a focal point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Garbology" by Edward Humes, lots of other nonfiction

Movies: The Paradise Lost trilogy, Jan Svankmeyer's films (especially Little Otik), Paprika, Santa Sangre, classic comedies

Shows: Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, Breaking Bad, MST3K, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hoarders, Pulling, Peep Show, Girls, Life's Too Short, Wilfred

Music: 50s girl groups, Fabri Fibra, Herb Alpert, classic country, soul, Die Antwoord, Girl Talk, 90s dance

There's lots more that fit into all these categories, but I don't feel like listing them and you probably don't feel like reading them.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Learning
Companionship
Taste buds
Bath products
Toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Family dynamics. Dust. Work. After work. Dogs. Dreams. Swimming. Hawaii. Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's pretty random. Bar, at home reading or watching TV, at a buddy's house playing Mario Kart (yes, I know how old I am), out of town visiting a friend, or maybe I just straight up passed out after work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still play Mario Kart on the reg.
You should message me if
You're looking to meet a sexy lady with a very dry sense of humor. It's much better in person. I like making people laugh.

You think we'd get along and you're interested in something potentially lasting.

You want to get together and have some fun!
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