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tonic_clonic

30 Olympia, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up on the Washington coast, swimming in frigid water and climbing on treacherous rocks. I still love exploring and swimming. No rock climbing tho (one of my knees is shit). I moved to Olympia in middle school and I've stayed here since, with a 2-year break in Seattle when I went to UW, and then left and finished up at Evergreen with a degree in "Oh, I have 180 credits already? But I didn't really focus on anything..."

Someday I'll make use of this "degree". Or maybe I won't. Whatever. Who knows.

Here's some quick shit about me:

I like:
Taking chances
Crafting with felt
Nonfiction books
Sex - yeah, I'm one in a million!
Swimming
Improv
Smokin' weed man 420 4lyfe
Travel
Board games
Meeting new people
Brain shit
Swearing
Going to the bar and laughing the loudest
Funny friends. I'm a collector of them.

I don't like:
Fake sugar
Mega-negativity
The old men who sit outside Planned Parenthood
Filling out this thing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Squeezing out all the laughter, new experiences, knowledge and happiness that I can. That's all that really matters to me right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading emotions
Finding humor in awkward situations
Getting myself into awkward situations
Baking
Overthinking
Puzzles - because my brain is hella complicated, yo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That probably depends on what they notice on most people. I would notice my sexy heada hair. I've got some big ass thighs too. That might be a focal point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Garbology"

Movies: The Paradise Lost trilogy, Jan Svankmeyer's films (especially Little Otik)

Shows: Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, Breaking Bad, MST3K, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hoarders, Pulling, Peep Show, Girls, Life's Too Short

Music: 50s girl groups, Fabri Fibra, Herb Alpert, classic country, soul, Jan Terri, Die Antwoord, Girl Talk

There's lots more that fit into all these categories, but I don't feel like listing them.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Learning
Companionship
Taste buds
Bath products
Toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Family dynamics. Dust. This website. Work. After work. The universe. Flowers. Dogs. Itchy ears. Dreams. Swimming. Hawaii. Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's pretty random. Bar, at home reading or watching TV, at a buddy's house playing Mario Kart (yes, I know how old I am), out of town visiting a friend, or maybe I just straight up passed out after work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still play Mario Kart on the reg.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to meet a sexy lady with a very dry sense of humor. It's much better in person. I like making people laugh.

You think we'd get along and you're interested in something potentially lasting.

You want to get together and have some fun!