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tono45

31 M Plainfield, VT

My Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
A bit of a human gobstopper. A lot of layers and flavors. Was gonna compare myself to an onion for the whole layers metaphor but I'm somewhat sweeter than an onion. Except maybe vidalia... But only after you cut it up and carmelized the bejesus out of it. I'm better off whole. Quite dichotomous but I think that's where a lot of the balance in my life stems from. I'm a mostly happy self healing realist of a soul lacking some romance and fairly tired of the local bar scene circles.
I’m really good at
Cooking
Cracking terribly poor timed jokes at the right time
Carrying a tune
Cuddling
Hurting myself
Walking it off
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes
My scar
My six gun wit
My Irish car bomb and bong hit expertise
My dog
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of chuck palahniuk and h.s.t.s' books. Comedies of most types. Adult cartoons; archer and metalocolypse for starters. I like all types of music as long as it has some integrity and wasn't just vomited out. I especially like anything with a good intricate rhythm and timing. And some artists on the more obscure side of things. Music can be powerful and I love powerful music...
The six things I could never do without
My dog, the sun, chilly water, the ability to gut laugh, free thought and never taking life anymore seriously than it has to be at the given moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that i know im a catch, though i try to hide it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
youd like to have some fun with a good dude that knows how to treat a lady