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tono45

31 Plainfield, VT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit of a human gobstopper. A lot of layers and flavors. Was gonna compare myself to an onion for the whole layers metaphor but I'm somewhat sweeter than an onion. Except maybe vidalia... But only after you cut it up and carmelized the bejesus out of it. I'm better off whole. Quite dichotomous but I think that's where a lot of the balance in my life stems from. I'm a mostly happy self healing realist of a soul lacking some romance and fairly tired of the local bar scene circles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking
Cracking terribly poor timed jokes at the right time
Carrying a tune
Cuddling
Hurting myself
Walking it off
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes
My scar
My six gun wit
My Irish car bomb and bong hit expertise
My dog
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of chuck palahniuk and h.s.t.s' books. Comedies of most types. Adult cartoons; archer and metalocolypse for starters. I like all types of music as long as it has some integrity and wasn't just vomited out. I especially like anything with a good intricate rhythm and timing. And some artists on the more obscure side of things. Music can be powerful and I love powerful music...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, the sun, chilly water, the ability to gut laugh, free thought and never taking life anymore seriously than it has to be at the given moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to go from here
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably catching up with a friend or two and/or seeking some laughs somewhere somehow
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i know im a catch, though i try to hide it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youd like to meet a good guy, you know what you like and want, you take care of yourself and you know how to cut loose